Every so often, you see a film that simply defies any semblance of logic or sanity, and Eraserhead is possibly the crown jewel of WTF Cinema.
Lot of bummer celebrity deaths in the news lately. But hey, at least there's hope that season six will come out sooner than we expected. That balances things, right?
In other news, Rarity has Twilight's back all below the break.
Okay in all honesty I actually saw this like...a week ago or so, so some of the finer elements of the movie's plot may have faded from my mind, but I still feel I can accurately sum up my overall feelings towards this film...
It sucked.
Spoilers Ahead
Equestria Legends of Everfree , in English is the fourth in Equestria Girls and wrote by Kristine Song and Joanna Lewis. It starts the usual voice actors from the previous film, so no need to get into that. I will say I was expecting a Gravity Falls rip off, but it wasn’t thankfully. It was, well, let’s just get into it.
Okay, confession time folks: When I first saw this episode title (but it's synopsis wasn't released yet) I legitimately thought that this was going to be a strictly Fluttershy and Discord episode and exploring specifically how Discord sees Fluttershy in all her little ordinary acts:3
But curse you writers with your misleading episode titles!:0
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One secret of fiction is the creation of unique characters who are precisely defined. The secret of comedy is the same, with the difference being that the characters must be obsessed with unwholesome but understandable human desires.
- Roger Ebert, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
So, I wanted to attempt another story review. This time the story will be the tragic story Blood on the Snow by Chocovich.
Summary
Blood on the Snow is a beautifully written tragedy. In this story Apple Bloom is blinded by a Timberwolf attack. Afterwards, she must find a way to adapt to her change in lifestyle.
Well, now for stories #3-4. In case you somehow missed it, #1-2 are reviewed HERE. Yeah, I was mistaken when I said #3, 4, and 5 would be done today. This is due to me misremembering the size of Pandelirium.
And so, a promotion... um, I got nothing... seriously guys, this last week there has been very little activity on your part. Let's see, in all of my feed, I have:
Friendship is Magic first impressions review: Hard to Say Anything (s07e08)
by Obake
(SPOILERS!)
*Note: the video I watched the episode from had questionable sound quality, so I will reevaluate my criticisms on the songs when I find a better version.
This episode is a disaster, and not just because of the leery Justin Bieber pony.
When they said they were going to be making Equestria Girls shorts, I thought they were gonna be, y'know, short. Five minutes tops, like those things that aired before Rainbow Rocks, or My Past Is Not Today. Dance Magic is a full 22-minute episode!
I... URGH FUDGENUBBIT.
Season 7 Episode 10's Royal Problems was the most Celestia and Luna we ever got in an episode. It also featured some stellar voice acting from Nicole Oliver and Tabitha St. Germain.
Brass Polish presents some thoughts, jokes, and observations about the biggest bad loser in the show.
Speaking of things just around the bend, my birthday is next week! Hurray for me!
Check out other bendy things below the break.
It's a bit early for Halloween but we've got our Halloween themed episode. Given this show's track record for episodes taking place on Halloween or being Halloween themed, that doesn't exactly bode well for this episode. Especially when people were dreading a rehash of the infamous "The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well" from Season 2. Meghan McCarthy returned to pen this episode's story, but the episode itself is written by another newcomer in the form of F.M. De Marco who among his
Warning This Contains Spoilers to Story, you have been Warned
Hey guys I'm back with another story review and believe me this is going to be a good one.
Today I'm reviewing The Sun of My Heart by BlueSun52