Seriously guys, stop hating on Adachi-san.

Step 1: gather noodles
Step 2: gather water
Step 3: put noodles in bowl
Step 5: skip step 4, it's not important
Step 6: put bowl in microwave
Step 7: set time on microwave and press cook
Step 8: go into other room to do laundry and trip over cat toy
Step 9: spend duration of cook time looking for bandaid
Step 10: go back into kitchen and notice burning smell
Step 11: notice cup of water on counter
Step 12: remove burnt noodles from microwave and feed them to pet trashcan

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So I was wrongfully banned from DeviantArt today. Why? Because the artist who I credited for the cover image of Jest Your Joke DMCA'd my account. Never mind that it says right there on the rules of their page that you are allowed to alter their art and use it for your own work so long as they are credited.

https://www.deviantart.com/ejfirelightningarts

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So, in my previous blog about Hotline Miami 2, I had just beaten the game and was seething with anger about how hard some parts of it were. After calming down (which took a lot longer than I had expected), I've come back to sort of re-review Hotline Miami 2, this time with a calmer head, which is what I should have waited for the first time around the block. TL;DR at the bottom.

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Is it me, or in the end it seems like Photo Finish is raping Luna? I don't know, I blame this book: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1232087/images/o-SPEAK-BAN-facebook.jpg

Well, Photo Finish is in the spotlight for about three minutes, after being almost completely absent for FIVE YEARS.

Let's start.

Why do people like Photo Finish again?
She's obnoxious, irritating, and can't keep her nose out of other people's business!

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Since I wasn't around to say anything about my birthday, let's do something I've been somewhat reluctant to do and show off an old picture from this summer. Because now that I'm 23, I care far less about anonymity.

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You ever had one of those days or moments when you feel like the biggest jerk alive? I'm sorry this has been my mindset recently, but some recent conversations and being able to think for myself over a specific subject has made me question literally everything. It's not often I admit this, but I'm going to man up and say it right here:

I was in the wrong.

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Men get shamed for not losing their virginity while women get shamed for losing their virginity? Wow, what a fucked up heteronormative world we live in. The stigma about virginity needs to stop.

Nightmare Night, and Shepherd is chilling out and enjoying the festivities.

Dash: "Hey Shepherd! Eh? Who are you dressed as?"

Shepherd: "I'm the Doctor!"

Dash: "Doctor Who?"

Shepherd: "Actually the Eleventh but..." At Dash's blank look, he sighs "Nevermind."

Dash: "Anyway, you look like... A dork! Especially with that bow tie!"

Shepherd: "Bow ties are cool, thank you. I was just going to go see Fluttershy."

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>Log onto LoL
>duo with Sandcroft
>wants to have fun match
>gets into queue with three other randoms
>mid laner decides to be Riven
>rest of the team picks AD champions...
>rest of the game was downhill
>riven doesn't build damage
>Nasus goes full tank
>Xin keeps facechecking alone and dying
>only source of reliable damage is Sandcroft-Jinx, who ends up being backbone of the team

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Welp, I probably messed this up. Here's the original.

( ) Your OC has more than 2 colors in his/her coat.
( ) Your OC has Bat Wings/Ears.
( ) They have an ethereal/flowing mane
( ) They have sparkles in their design.
(x) Your OC has had his/hers eyes change colors.
( ) Your OC has Slit/Snake/Dragon/Bat Pony Eyes.
( ) Your OC uses a form of dark magic.

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Some dude just PM’ed me and asked me if I could bathe him.

What the heck?!

Either there’s some slang I’m missing or I just ran into someone I gotta report.

(Good thing I deleted the conversation and blocked him)

Good, because after the giant explosion of hatred and glory (yaaay) that was this most recent Spike story. I'm writing something sweet. Genuinely, nicely, sweet and romantic.
No big twist.
No violence.
No gross.
No sad.
No sex.
Rated E.
Should be done this weekend, and I'll preview it at my party on Friday.

...yeah I'm fine, why do you ask?

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Hello friend.

Hello friend.

That's lame. Maybe I should give you a name?

I noticed an interesting undercurrent in the comments on Appellation Mountains. A few people were disgusted by the very presence of Flash Sentry. Never mind that he was only in one scene and is merely the equine analogue of the Waifu Thief. No, any sign of Flash displeased them.

Naturally, I am therefore working on a story starring human Flash Sentry. It should be in the queue by tomorrow. Read on for a cut scene.

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So, I'm writing this blog post as an extended response to a comment thread I participated in, in which I had the opportunity to think about some things relating to the most recent episode. Warning, the below rambles a lot, and probably doesn't make much sense. If you don't like reading some guy on the internet's random wrong opinion about some episode of a pony show, or nerd rage, or if you're allergic to peanuts,

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Hey!
You know those notes you get when someone puts your story into one of their library? Did you know you still get them even if you've blocked someone? I myself didn't know until this lovely morning.

How you may ask?

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