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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Aug
1st
2016

You are cordially invited to attend a celebration (Yeah, I'm actually doing this stupid thing) · 6:25pm Aug 1st, 2016

Mark your calendars, bitches, because you're invited to an Internet party. I said I'd do it, and I am, so here's what's going to happen.

WHAT: A party to celebrate my 500 followers, namely you guys.
WHEN: Friday 8/5/16 at 6:30 PM PST until people decide they need to sleep or I drink too much and pass out.
WHERE: Flutterpriest's Twitch channel https://www.twitch.tv/flutterpriest
WHY: Because I'd like to interact with all you folks,as well as my closest friends, and get drunk on a Friday night. In celebration and thanks.

FURTHER DETAILS:
So, as you know, I recently hit 500 followers. Yeah yeah, I know, it's over 530 now, but that's besides the point. Here's how it's going to work. Me and some of my closest friends are going to set up on Discord or Skype and drink, play games, answer any questions you guys have, and tell stories. We're going to stream that on twitch, and the chatroom is all yours. There will be drinking words, story readings games you can play along with (I might set up a massive cards against humanity game for ANYONE who wants to join) and I'll even do a little contest.

Whoever wins said contest will get a drawing of whatever they want by me. I've drawn fucking goo ponies melting on a grill before while having sex, so bring it, nothing is off limits. There might be other little prizes too, I dunno yet.

I'll also be releasing a special new story the next day, and everyone who goes to said party will get a little sneak peak of it. There might be a reading or something, who knows, whatever happen there happens. Shadowblade even.

As you can see, this is going to be on Flutterpriest's twitch channel. Why? Because he loves me much and I am a demanding person who probably frightens him a little. But also, he recently hit a major and cool milestone as well. A whopping 1500 followers! ...you know, literally 3 times the number of mine. So we'll be celebrating him some as well, as he deserves. In other words, I'll be giving him lots of shit about basically everything and nothing. Yaaaay! :heart:

So how do you interact with this party? Well, besides talking to each other, of course, about how absurd your reading tastes are. I'm going to be watching the Twitch chat like a HAWK. Anyone can come to that, anyone is invited, and I WILL see anything and everything you post. If you have a question, I WILL answer it, nothing too out there or horrifying. If you want to tell me something, I WILL know it, so get whatever you want to say off your chest.

As a final thing: If we're friends and I don't ask you to personally speaking with me on discord live, please do not be offended. Many of the people I am inviting I have known since I first joined the fandom, and have stuck with me through thick and thin. It is definitely nothing personal, I'd just like to reunite with some of these folks. Please no one be hurt over this, I'm not worth that shit.

So, questions about the party? Thoughts? Let me know, and I'll make other posts about this as the time draws closer.
Thanks in advance for everything, folks. I'll say a better thank you at the party. Hope to see many of you there!

-Pencil

Comments ( 20 )

Question: How erect does this make me?

Will there be Polish Dumplings?

Totes gonna be there. Should I bring TENDIES and scotch?

I wont be near an internet device, but I will be drinking heavily. So that's one of two things.

It is definitely nothing personal, I'd just like to reunite with some of these folks. Please no one be hurt over this, I'm not worth that shit.

The true friends are the one who will stick with you even if you didn't invite them, because holy shit that would be petty as fuck.

Dont care if im not in the voice chat, Im just here for the free booze and tendies, and to shit post louder then Otaku can. Look forward to the fun and such specially since it goes down just as I get off of work!

Sounds like fun, I'll be sure to drop in for a bit.

I shall wait ever enthusiastically! Oh! I'll bring the wine and cheese!

Ok, then.

I'll leave some interesting questions.

Sounds fun. Dunno if I should do this or not though....it would be a great way to relax after having to deal with all this college stuff though.

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Everyone is welcome, even if ya just watch the twitch silently and stuff.

That gif...


It's inspiring me.

Holy shit, we need drinking games! I've said it before but happy 500 followers, Pencil! (And to you too, Priest :heart:)

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I Have created a group called Salty Walrus.

Apparently I am gaining more followers since putting a blog up telling people to Not follow me.

Will most definitely be drunk at this party for my failures as a human being.

I am going to bother you with existential questions and logic in celebration of surviving this week (3 exams purely mathematical and theoretical) and tell you shocking and disgusting real life stories which will manage suprise you. Then I will thrive on the schadenfreude I have accumulated over semester and years.

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Nice gif by the way, I love it

Maybe I'll drop in at night.

Fools. Twitch TV is an obvious crypto-semitic reptilian front designed to acclimate western youths to taking orders from flashing lights and pale, poreless K-pop performers while simultaneously hacking IP addresses in order to facilitate covert fertility experiments on our PENISES.

You'll be sorry. You'll all be sorry.

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Holy shit.

It all makes so much sense now.

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