Aug
31st
2015
I literally can't · 6:22am Aug 31st, 2015
>Log onto LoL
>duo with Sandcroft
>wants to have fun match
>gets into queue with three other randoms
>mid laner decides to be Riven
>rest of the team picks AD champions...
>rest of the game was downhill
>riven doesn't build damage
>Nasus goes full tank
>Xin keeps facechecking alone and dying
>only source of reliable damage is Sandcroft-Jinx, who ends up being backbone of the team
>fights 1-hour long match and loses cause riven refuses to build damage (WTF WHAT KIND OF RIVEN DOES THAT?!)
>in the aftermath, realizes i could have picked a high AP damage champ like purple tentacles or little fire girl
Worst Longest Game Ever
Thank you so much, Tank Riven.
>checks feed
>Chaotic posted
>commence read
>read done
>realizes Chaotic's on tilt super hard
>realizes Chaotic needs to stop
Tank Riven. I thought I'd heard everything.
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>inb4 greentext
Mid Riven is okay.
Picking an AD team with mid Riven is not so okay.
Mid Riven building no damage is definitely not okay.
Mid Riven building tank in a full AD team with a Nasus building tank...
I think I have an aneurysm now.
3359724 Nasus didn't want to build Trinity force either.
3359948 You see, this is why I never bought the "tank meta" bullshit after cinderhulk got its proper nerfs.
People can't even build tanks right...
I'll make it up to you sometime and get bruiser Riven to work, I swear.
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The proper way to greentext is by issuing that hexadecimal color code.
every rivin ever feeds true fact.
3360831 true
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Meh. I was doing it ironically anyway.
3361450 Fair enough.