I also picked up this cute AF kitchen timer I could wind up and give my writing time a bit more structure. It's all in order to up my production rates for 2017.

Of course, being me, I'm working on TwiDean and not Dazzling Sunset... I'm such a professional.

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The Symphony of Canterlot Chapter VII: Progress is 97%, I wasn't able to finish by today, and by all standards I am going nuts, it is my priority. I will finish this story before anything else.

I am 26 today, but I feel like I am 40 as I actually dread my birthday now, I am older and I still not reaching the things that I tried to do by this age.

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I’ve seen this image on google searches but I just found out that it had a video to go along with it. I thought I’d post it here and ask if you could throw the creator a like or a nice comment. Tis the season and all that.

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Good morning everyone! How has everyone been doing?

I know we're all feeling a bit cooped up with the whole virus situation, I've been cooped up as well, catching up on work and other things. Just remember to not touch your face, always wash your hands, clean yourself daily, you know the drill. Just stay safe, okay?

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PFFFFFF- HA! SLEEP! WHO NEEDS SLEEP?! I HAVE STORIES TO WRITE FOR CONTESTS, AND LIKE, I AM TOTALLY GONNA-

*Proceeds to set hair on fire by accident.*

I really should just buckle down and go to sleep.

It's that time of the month again!

And in preparation for the next chapter of Very Loopy, I recommend everyone get a good dose of Sweetie Belle to up their immunity!

That moment when you realize you've spent two hours getting into the head of a character through a shitload of chemicals and classical music.

It. Is. Glorious.

I got a stupid idiotic ooc fluttercord Crackfic idea. It's so utterly stupid that it could make a person weep.

I WANT TO WRITE IT.

WHYYYY
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD WANNA WRITE A CRACKFIC AND YET HERE I AM.

Forgive me if I do...
And I probably will.

Warning, from yesterday's episode.

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So I left MLP with a couple of my friends. don't ask me why. if you wanna know just ask my cowriter The One and the Only.

Because it's October, and there's a religious festival of some kind at the end. There are a lot of those, this time of year, but I like religious festivals about scary things best.

(source from a Google link to a Pinterest page and I'm too lazy to sort it out)

Candidates include:

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IF WE HAD SEX:

[] Against the wall.

[] On a bed.

[] Fast.

[] Doggy style.

[] In the shower.

[] On the kitchen counter.

[] On the washing machine.

[] You're on top.

[] Anal.

[] We wouldn't.

[] I don't know...

[] Over my dead body!

[] Oh, you would want that, wouldn't you?

[] The things I'd do to you ;^)

IF YOU KISSED ME, I WOULD:

[] Kiss back.

[] Blush.

[] Slap you.

[] Stare at you, wondering if we would kiss again.

[] Laugh about it.

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So due to the utter boredom and me not writing any story in quite some time I decide to write this blog. Not for you, imaginary non existent reader, but for me since out of all of my followers I expect maybe like one or two to even click on my blog.

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...it's gonna be a bad day when you wake up in the middle of the night with a separated shoulder. It will be sooo nice whenever it finally gets bad enough to be replaced.

Context: I do not know Pokémon that well. I grew up with the anime for most of my life, but I had never picked up an actual game. (To be honest I don’t think I even knew it was a game)

Very recently I saved up enough money from my allowance to buy a Nintendo Switch (that’s was very much over 300 bucks) and bought Pokémon Shield as my first game.

Very late into my game play, I (finally) was able to catch the wild Doublade that roamed the wild are. I named her Anne Boleyn.

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this is not me.

do not read this.

TFlim & Flam's ad-stravaganza!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

capitalism.

• Narcotics
• Flim and Flam

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I'm sure some of you have heard about this already, but the owner of FimFetch has decided to release a list of people who are/have/might again write/draw/rp/etc foalcon content. You can find the list linked in this thread. This person started removing foalcon stories from the FimFetch Archive months ago and now has gone too far, basically declaring war on

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Just kiddin'

Actually got you to read this shitty update!

A quick announcement. Next chapter of that unnecessarily long one fic is in final stages of editing and will be posted till 10 of January 2020. At max.

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