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CONTENT WARNINGS: as-seen-on-TV advertisements in written form, scammy practices, the sale of your remaining shreds of sanity to the highest bidder, hypercapitalism, the crushing of the competition under the corporate might of Flim & Flam corp., plans for the corporate takeover of Equestria, and an unexpected vibe-check.

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