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Oct
28th
2016

I Need New Batteries · 5:51am Oct 28th, 2016

“Why do you need new batteries?” you may ask me. Well, it is because of one of my FlashLights died and the other one is slowly dimming. Okay, my dead FlashLight isn’t just dead. It is totally destroyed, and it will take a lot more than new batteries to fix it. Let me go ahead and describe the circumstances that lead to the death of my FlashLight.

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Apr
5th
2017

...and now my soulmate has left me. · 1:19pm Apr 5th, 2017

StarLadybugQuinn's recent blog... says that she broke up with me. I'm not confused or broken, please don't make me think I am.

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Jul
13th
2019

RIP Denise Nickerson (Violet Beauregarde) · 12:22am Jul 13th, 2019

Well, our first Willy Wonka child has been eliminated from the tour.

Oh, do I have a headache.

Man, this sucks. So many people have died this week (including Zed from Men in Black)

But, that's what I keep telling people all the time about reality

-Some things you just can't plan for
-Things can just happen when you least expect it.

And this is one of those things friendship CANNOT make better (Not right away)

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May
26th
2018

[Analysis] Necron: Worst final boss ever or secretly brilliant? · 5:44pm May 26th, 2018

I'd say spoiler alert, but one: if you haven't played Final Fantasy IX yet then what the hell are you doing? It's been almost two decades. Two, I think we can all agree that the final boss comes right the hell out of nowhere so there's no real spoilers here. Regardless, I'll put this one light warning anyway just in case.

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Jul
21st
2017

R.I.P. Chester Bennington · 5:07am Jul 21st, 2017

I don't even know where to begin with this one. I'm just stunned, really.

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Nov
18th
2018

In Memoriam · 8:08pm Nov 18th, 2018

On Saturday, 11/17/18, my dog Percy died. He passed away at the age of ten years and almost four months, between 4 AM and 7:40 AM.

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Jun
2nd
2018

Hey guys been a while. · 11:44pm Jun 2nd, 2018

Hey everyone. Just thought id get on here and lwt you guys know how my life has been going and whether or not I should just roll over and die now or not. Seriously this is going to be a sad post so dont rwad on if you dont want to feel bad.

So I recently got a new job that pays very well and then just got fired a few days ago from it. The reason behind it is I was constantly tardy or taking too many bathroom breaks.

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Jun
17th
2018

Passing the Hat · 9:50pm Jun 17th, 2018

Short version: My mother died last Sunday, and part of the fallout from that is my brother's benefits being rescheduled to the end of the month, instead of the beginning.

Which is effectively being docked a month's pay out of the household income.

Which is a very big gap to have to fill, so I'm really hoping that people might be willing to kick in a little bit here and there to help make that stretch a little smaller.

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Mar
4th
2018

Death Battle: Twilight sparkle VS Lightning Dawn (Updated) · 5:30am Mar 4th, 2018

Since certain people don't know how to read or understand things told to them, I've updated my Death Battle Fic.

and if I have to, I will update it slowly based on people's whining and incoherence (A fitting punishment for their making up wild tales and refusing to listen to or acknowledge facts instead of their mockery) if I choose to

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Nov
23rd
2020

Is That Cupcake For Me, Pinkie Pie? · 4:00pm Nov 23rd, 2020

Uh-oh... N-never mind. I think I'll pass on one of your special cupcakes today.

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May
6th
2020

Ruby Rose “Blossoms“ into FiMFiction Death Battle. · 10:16pm May 6th, 2020

”The world of Remnant is a world of many mysteries, including many things like the dark creatures of Grimm, Huntsman/Huntresses, and possibly racial violence and discrimination.” Wiz said.

“A world that one huntress was forced to grow up in; and her name is Ruby Rose.” Kiryu stated.

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Mar
20th
2016

What's eating WIL_I_ZIN (Cheating Death post) · 12:56am Mar 20th, 2016

Alright so this blog is overdue and I believe my audience deserves an answer to their questions as to why I took so long to not only update my stories, but why I seem to be absent a lot from FIMfiction.

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Jul
1st
2022

A sheathed blade · 11:52pm Jul 1st, 2022

For those that don’t know or were unaware of the goings of the Minecraft community, a great YouTuber named Technoblade has passed away due to stage four cancer and well I’ll let this video speak for me

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Apr
21st
2021

Top 10 satisfying deaths of antagonists · 6:59am Apr 21st, 2021

1. Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
2. Jeff from Family Guy
3. Simon Laurent from Infinity Train
4. King Candy from Wreck-It Ralph
5. Dick Hardly from The Powerpuff Girls
6. Aku from Samurai Jack
7. Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
8. Roman Bridger from Scream 3
9. Hedy Carlson from Single White Female
10. Annie Wilkes from Misery

Dec
19th
2021

My Death Battles, and why I write them · 9:55pm Dec 19th, 2021

*Twilight does or says something that irks me*

Mykan: *Grabbing her by the neck* "How many times a day 'I gotta threaten you?"

*Twilight tries to zap me, but it doesn't work*


People have been getting really picky with me that I don't know how to write a true Death Battle...

...They're right... I don't really.


First: I just CALL them "Death Battles"

-What rule is there saying I have to make it EXACTLY like THE Death Battles?

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Dec
20th
2022

The house is gone (for now). · 10:39am Dec 20th, 2022

After much deliberation, I've decided to remove the Death House Arc from the story, for now. Considering it's been getting in the way of what I wanted to write, I will be removing the Death House chapters and edit the Burgomaster Chapter's ending.

That's not to say it is gone completely. I will be saving those chapters for use later, if the flow of the story can work with it. From here on, expect more consistent updates in the near future (provided next year doesn't screw me over).

Oct
21st
2022

State of the Pen · 1:46am Oct 21st, 2022

It's been 10 days since my brother died and 6 since we laid him to rest at the foot of a willow tree near a shady stream. I find myself both functional and numb. I can act, react, and do things, but anything beyond the basics is like trying to push fog with your hands. Something happens but not much. I find myself staring at a computer screen and feeling... nothing.

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Dec
28th
2022

2022 recap · 12:56am Dec 28th, 2022

I’m uncertain of how to feel about this year. 2018 was the worst year of my life at the time which every following year being part of a downward spiral. And I recall 2021 being so miserable for me towards the end that I rarely left the house without a full flask on my person.

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Jun
9th
2023

My Mother's Going Into Hospice · 11:47pm Jun 9th, 2023

Life update. Sharing this sort of thing on here seems strange to me. Not that I haven’t shared this sort of thing before, but I’ve been away from the site and writing for this fandom for so long and generally not writing blogs that it just surprises me. But here I am, drafting it. Whether I post it, I haven’t decided.

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Oct
7th
2015

The Umpqua community College Shooting Incident · 8:32pm Oct 7th, 2015

This was written two days after the incident


Hey guys, Kablam Pony here again with another post. As most of you have heard by now when I post this, there was a shooting incident at the community college in Roseburg, Oregon with several deaths and critically wounded people. As of right now, this shooting is rivaling the death statistics of the columbine shooting almost 16 years ago.

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