The first drafts of Winds of Wintercrest are complete. This story is quite different than what I'm used to writing.

One of my concerns is that this story gets brutal and bleak towards the end. So much so that it may warrant a mature rating. My aim was to keep it teen rated, but I just love how the climax plays out because how much it tears at Rarity.

I hope to have it out late next week or the following weekend. Fingers crossed!

None of you have ever told me about She-Ra. And I feel betrayed. How dare you keep this amazing show from me? How dare you? How dare you hide Catra from me?

Yeaaah... so I spent the last week or so binge-watching all 5 season of She-Ra instead of doing anything else productive. And I don't regret it. I mean look at them! I love them. Catgirl lesbian for the win. Also Adora's pretty cool too.

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As a general rule I avoid talking directly about current events on this site. I try to leave it as a place to come for rest and relaxation. But the immense tragedy unfolding in Afghanistan brings me to tears and compels me to speak.

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Go read it...? Pwease?

Biden will be too old and mentally deranged to run. Trump will have a heart attack and die. The election will be Pete Buttigieg vs. Larry Hogan. Hogan will win, but will name Pete as his VP.

So I don’t typically do episode follow-ups (as in, I never have and don’t really plan on doing them again), but this episode is relative to an important topic to me, and after throwing my thoughts into Discord, a friend suggested I make a blog post about it. Then Looking around a bit, I was surprised that there weren’t more people discussing the episode from this POV. So here we go, talking about how The Maud Couple relates to the portrayal of autism in mainstream media!

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How's this for a dream team, fuckers.

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So, uh, yeah... I'm going to have to delay the next chapter by about a week.

Sorry.

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There have been lots of people who, out of the kindness of their heart (or sheer boredom), have chosen to read Fullmetal Pony and drop a line. Seeing those comments, questions, and demands to know when the next update would be have warmed my heart and pushed me to work a little more each day on chapter three's segments. I've made steady progress on parts one, two, and four, plus titles for all four segments.

So...would it be presumptuous of me to cheer when I see this on the homepage?

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not happening yet but it's creeping in. idk. i feel like i operate pretty functionally when i have something to do, and commissions are something to do, but sometimes you really just want to wait for inspiration to hit you like a lightning bolt in your stomach, and the numbers won't go up if you're sitting around waiting~

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hey we tried again here it is

Here are my actual thoughts about The Long Dark.

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Someone asked. I made a spreadsheet. I think you can figure out what 'ahem' represents.

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No news regarding me or my writing at the moment, but I had the pleasure of meeting an amazingly talented and sadly underrated composer recently, and I wanted to give his stuff what little bit of spotlight I'm able to DoctorSympony writes instrumental music based on MLP, usually inspired by locations throughout Equestria. Check out a couple of his songs below, but please, if you like it then hit up his YouTube to drop

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Pony Paradise
Lyrics by Super Trampoline based on lyrics by Coolio and Stevie Wonder

Verse 1
As I trot through the tunnels buried deep in the hive
I take a look at my life and how I’m barely alive
That’s a commonality in this forsaken land
We can’t feed, we can’t fly, heck we barely can stand

Yeah the Queen says we’re fine, says our break’s almost here,
But she speaks only lies; it’s the truth that I fear

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Jewel tested negative for COVID, which is good enough for me to justify attending Trotcon. I don't know if I'll have time tomorrow so I hope I can meet up with everypony while I'm available.

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Have you ever wanted someone to write a story about __________________ doing stuff like: things ponies do, kissing, fetish hoof holding, or the really freaky stuff? Are standard story commission costs too high? Have you approached an author to get a commission only to find they're a huge duchecanoe? Well then get on over to Jumbled Thought's page and

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