Just pretend this isn't over a lava river or something

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So, I finally have a plan for how the FIRST ARC of Equis Art Online II is gonna finish. It involves a second attempt at bringing about Ragnarok, an EPIC boss battle, and a massive retake of the World Tree from Syrt, the leader of the Flame Giants. It'll end with Twilight heading to the Human World for an extended stay with Kirito, Sugu, Alice, Eugeo, and Yui. The first arc end chapter will have an introduction to the beginning of the second arc. The second arc is gonna take place in IRL and

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Hello everyone! So, this is a first time call out for me, but I figured considering the story has so much attention and there are people that do want me to keep writing it despite my dissatisfaction with its quality, that asking if anyone would like to assist in a possible restructure of this story would not be a bad idea.

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Today's lessons learned:

-When you stop somewhere, take your car keys with you, apparently kids be crimeing
-When joining a Zoom call on public renovations, put you one-eyed wonder weasel away. Anyone who wants to see it or experience you doing a single arm workout with no weight will ask.

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With apologies, I tagged the wrong story when I first posted this blog, so I'm reposting it now under the right one. Previous version of the blog post was deleted.

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Hello, readers. The good Captain here. Now, it's been a long while. We got REALLY lazy and haven't done shit. I'm sure that some readers are saddened by our return, but fret not! I bring with our return a PSA!

Today, I bring with me, submitted for your approval, a tale of tragedy. A tale of mistreated authors and poor souls who wish only to write.

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Chapter six of FA is out. Sorry for the weird update times, life's being weird.

Sorry for not having much else to say as well.

I hope you guys enjoy the chapter!

Do you know Nobody? He’s my best friend,
Once befriended, we'll be friends 'till the end.
He’s right there when I wake up in my bed.
“Hey, have a nice day, Ben,” Nobody said.
Nobody and I, going out to town,
Don’t feel lonely ‘cause Nobody’s around.
We go to the shops to try some new clothes.
“Looks good,” says Nobody, keeping me close.

Night-time: the club with Nobody and I,
Nobody watches me, keeps a close eye.
Nobody helps when I dance and I drink.

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Well, good news and bad news.

The bad news is that it’ll still be a while yet before I manage to actually come back with new content.

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Courtesty of BirdsBooksBrownies, who requested and received permission to put together an effort to do a voice reading of the first four chapters with the possibility of more in the future.

https://www.castingcall.club/projects/the-ledgend-of-general-firefly

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Hello everyone, I'm here to announce another story. Particularly a sequel I know a lot of people have been waiting for. The follow up to Love Sickness , Dream Sickness, is hot on the horizon and will be out very soon, however, after the rough start that was My Life as an Interdimensional Insect, I have decided to call out for pre-readers for

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It's SPOOKY how close they got to my Inkie/Marble and Blinkie/Limestone headcanons.

This episode isn't going to kill the names the fandom's engraved in me. Sure, I'll relent for Bulk Biceps and CONDITIONALLY for Sweetie Drops, but unless I'm writing something that needs them and tethers itself to canon, it's Inkie, Blinkie, and Clyde and Sue. And Maud. Oh, and Colgate trumps Minuette.

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It's six in the morning. I've been awake since five yesterday evening. In a fit of trying to practice my radio voice, I've read through some of my old blog posts because I can (sometimes) make sense of my own drivel. So I come across some of my Floored! series of story reviews, and I happen to catch the date of the fifth one. December 29th, 2014.

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1 day until the last day of youth group of the school year
3 days til Star Wars day
4 days until a webseries i watch starts a new season
4 days until @Dollie's birthday
6 days until 2 new eps of Steven Universe drop in the US
10 days until Breaking In is out in theatres
11 days until my birthday
somewhere between the 6-10 days I believe my sister starts drivers ed
12 days until Mother's Day
12 days until my 7 month anniversary w @TheArquius

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If you don't like mentions of injury or the author's personal life, consider not reading this blog. There will quite literally be some bloody details.

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If you're following me for whatever reason, this is actually relevant to you, since you get to choose what will appear more often in your notifications!

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