Floored! (Whoa, Has it Been That Long?) · 11:41am Feb 9th, 2016
It's six in the morning. I've been awake since five yesterday evening. In a fit of trying to practice my radio voice, I've read through some of my old blog posts because I can (sometimes) make sense of my own drivel. So I come across some of my Floored! series of story reviews, and I happen to catch the date of the fifth one. December 29th, 2014.
Thirteen months, eh? That's a long time to go without a review. And I have been chomping at the bit (yay horse analogies!) to be a little mean. So, this little entry is merely to say that I WANNA REVIEW THINGS!
In keeping with tradition, the Floored! series of reviews tackles stories of low caliber. Stories with a number of problems, issues with characters, basic errors, major mistakes, big fails, and anything else that would cause me to rate it a two or lower. As the name implies, the stories would be added to my Floor bookshelf (i-it's just "Floor", actually-) where the authors would be free to find my thoughts and hopefully makes strides to not make mistakes in the future. I've had one of my reviews compared to that of the Nostalgia Critic, which is a huge compliment. Also, I've been watching a ton of Nostalgia Critic lately.
So, that's where y'all come in. Again.
I certainly have a ton of work ahead of me with FMP, but I still try to find time to read horsewords. Why not make a hobby of it? If you guys know of a story that is just plain bad, link me up and I'll try to review it. Make me torture myself! You guys like that, right? You like it when I bang my head against cider bottles and inject bleach into my cornea? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! YOU HAD ME AT HELLO!
Also there is already one story that I dropped on the Floor a long time ago but never got around to reviewing because who cares what the reasons are so I'll be reviewing that later today after I find some coffee holy crap it's cold outside where is my coffee.
~Leo
P.S.: Aragon is still awesome and you look nice today.
So out of curiosity, when can we expect the next chapter of Fullmetal Pony? I'm looking foward to how you do the Pony Transmutation and the Gate.
3744610 I've finished up drafting work on 2.1 and have sent two versions of it to my editor. 2.2 is still knocking about in my head, but I expect it to get drafted this week (thanks to this writing high I've been riding!) after I clear out a couple family chores. If all goes well and I get a reply back from my editor, 2.1 should be finalized and submitted in another week or so, with 2.2 following a week later. So, in short: sometime this month.
As for the Gate and Pony Transmutation you mentioned, just hang tight a little longer. We're gonna broach those subjects in the next couple chapters, after we spend a little time on Shining Armor's side of things.
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Okay. That's understandable. Looking foward to it!
3744616 Thankye! Now then...got any bad stories you want me to torture myself with? I'm still feeling mean~
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Nothing I can think of right now. Sorry.
3744623 No worries. Just keep me in mind when you're browsing the land of pony words.
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I will!! I have to turn in for the night, though. I got a Precalc test tomorrow morning. Thanks for the update!