WRFIWWY-They Call Me Baby Driver · 3:43pm March 17th
Today's lessons learned:
-When you stop somewhere, take your car keys with you, apparently kids be crimeing
-When joining a Zoom call on public renovations, put you one-eyed wonder weasel away. Anyone who wants to see it or experience you doing a single arm workout with no weight will ask.
-If your kid is being bullied and having their drink stolen by said bully, don't spike the drink with stuff not meant to be drank with what is essentially a homemade poison. I get it, we've all dealt with bullies and if our kid gets bullied, it makes us want to spring to action...maybe arrange a sit-down with the kid who's bullying yours parents. Ya know, explore all legal options first.
-Don't rob places. If you are, maybe rob a bank, don't rob the sex shop. When you get arrested for robbing the sex shop(which this guy did unsuccessfully), the other inmates are going to make fun of you.
-Don't set fire to buildings or vehicles or attempt to do so. Also definitely don't attempt to do so for insurance reasons. Arson and insurance fraud are very serious crimes.
-Don't drink and use drugs and drive, apparently it will make you think you are highway Batman. Also, drugs are bad, mmkay.
