Yeah, I don't know how we pulled that off either.

Anyway, come listen to me try not to actually shit myself or get ultrabanned. It starts at 4PM PST, and there will be a drinking word, the usual shenanigans, and we'll be asking about Fimfiction, writing, and the inner workings of Fimfic's creator, Knighty.
We're all terrified.

GO HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

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Holy cow. I'm going to write out what just happened in the last two hours because I have a lot of feelings going on inside of me, and I don't know what to do about them. Sometimes doing memoir writing helps me to process things. It's a bit stream of consciousness, and yes it will be rough. I'm not trying to publish anything, after all.

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Okay, I'm in the cafeteria and I'm taking a look at the home page of fimfiction. What do I see everywhere? Sex stories. Almost all the stories in the featured box is sex stories between Ember and Spike. Same with popular box, along with a few anthro sex stories. And add the Recently Updated and Recently added boxes. Look, I don't mind seeing these stories on the front page here and there, but when the homepage is littered with sex stories, I mean what the hell? You guys are some horny mofo's. I

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Today at 4:00 PM PST I'll be doing the Good HiE Podcast again. You can come here and say shit and be rude and ask questions like the curious little weirdos you are.
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

The guest today is AnonymousPegasus...maybe you've heard of him?
If you haven't, you soon will.

Anyway, see you there. The Waiting Room should be finish sometime next week.

-Pencil

Edit: WE'RE LIVE NOW. COME SAY HELLO.

First of all, happy new year.
So, in a beautiful view of contradiction, two stories I've worked with are doing well right now, and they could not possibly be more different.

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It has all my usual stuff, guys. Vomit, blood, death, ALL OF IT. And... PERIOD BLOOD! It's just want you wanted, right? RIGHT?
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME, RIGHT???????

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Priest and I wrote a thing. Here it is. It's legit TERRIBLE. Like. Zero redeeming qualities.
But by god, it was so much fun to write. I'm only like, a little ashamed. It was that fun.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/386104/clown-and-out

Enjoy or don't, I'm happy either way. Just don't blame Priest if you hate it, was definitely not his fault.
...okay, like 10% his fault.

-Pencil

I decided that my story will get more public if it wasn't an adult book, so I copy and pasted it into another story, as it has no adult content as I am writing this. It will end abruptly, and the next part is adult and I won't be adding that to the SFW Edition, so it is going to be pretty short compared to my original story. Also, for anypony who reads this, I plan on making like 20 chapters. But that will be like in a year. I will see if this first chapter gets off the ground periodically

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It goes about as well as you'd expect. From me, I mean.
I've returned to my old ways. That means this story contains.... YOU GUESSD IT! Well, I'm sure some of you did. If not? Enjoy the ride, you've been warned... a tiny bit.

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'After The Snap' Likes and Dislikes:
3 likes - 3 dislikes
50% - 50%

PERFECTLY BALANCED AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE

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Hah. Hahaha. Haha. Hah.
...it's really not that funny at all. But that's okay. Right?
...right?

Enjoy.

-Pencil

So...y-you know that big deal writer named MadMaxtheBlack? You know, the guy who wrote all that popular stuff that everyone likes, who everyone loves, who we had on the podcast that one time.

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I did it. It exists. It is definitely some of my usual stuff. I am vaguely ashamed.

Go read this thing at your own risk. I do not claim it is good, well edited, or...you know...normal. But hopefully it makes you laugh and cringe. This is my only true aim.

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Another general "dear diary" type post. Page break to spare the feeds of those uninterested. Mostly ruminations on life, family, and the healing nature of writing. Also, some project updates here and there. And potentially video game talk. I like video games.

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So, for anyone who actually enjoyed or at least had feels with When You Least Expect It, you'll be happy to know that I've almost finished its one-part sequel. I was tempted to do it in two parts and, you know, I may tack on an additional bit if the mood strikes me. But as of now it's looking like it'll be maybe 5k words, will have mild sexual content (enough to have an M tag, but nothing too far), and will give you a

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It'll be great, trust me. There will be drinking and silliness, and fun, and supidity, and lots and LOTS of swearing, and probably a good amount of sexual innuendo. We shall see, the questions are pretty horrifying this week. So come and hang out with us now, here:

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Happy friday mufuckas!

-Pencil

Hello, someone who happens to stumble upon this blog. If you're like me, then I'm sure you love reading stories here in FimFiction. (Why does that sound so corny) Anyways, Umm... damn it, I'm just speechless right now.

Don't wanna get disconnected from the internet just so you can read stories? Well, fret no more. Just follow this tutorial that I made on WordPress, and you too can read stories offline, just like me! (Wtf am I saying)

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Howdy y'all!

While you were waiting on updates for other stories, I've gotten some one-shot ideas and wrote one last night. I knew it would be somewhat funny, and I also wrote it partially because somepony in a thread said he needed a good laugh, so I wrote "Discord Goes On Vacation".

What I didn't know wAS THAT IT WOULD GET FEATURED!

WhAt?!

Yep, featured!

and here's an image for proof...?

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