I would like to say, that life has eased up and given me some more free time now that the events mentioned in my previous blog post have come to an end. However, I do have some more news as life decided "that's not enough, hit him more!" As of Friday the 13, the day of bad luck, which is ODDLY FITTING in a sadistic way, My Wisdom Teeth have struck both my mouth and soon my wallet as well.

I'm due for surgery, tomorrow at 12 o'clock my time.

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I have a possibly uncomfortable question for all of you:

How does EqG-humanoid body hair work?

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Sorry for posting this a bit late, the system isn't agreeing with my web browser for some reason. I've talked it over plenty with the admins and even they can't figure out the problem. So for now, in order to post things I need to reopen my account in a private page before posting.

Either way, my newest story is here. Spike's Best "Man"

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Good Morning, Afternoon, or Evening, Everyone

I'm putting this up to let you all know that I am dusting off this old account of mine and going to be focusing on a story of mine that I will be writing for you all.

I look forward to bringing you all some fantastic content and please bear with me while I go through the journey myself of creating something truly unique.

Thank you all so much,

Sincerely,

Creatures4Life

This is a blog I've been meaning to write for quite some time, as you may have gathered from the story tag. It's an explanation for my choices when associating the Elements of Harmony with the colors of card game magic. If you have no interest in me connecting Equestrian thaumology and Magic color philosophy (or how my thought process generally runs when planning a crossover,) then I'll see you next week. Everyone else, read on as I plumb new depths of nerdery.

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I logged in to my Wattpad account to see the rankings of my fanfictions. Here is what I saw.

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So. I've located and watched the first installment of Pony Life, and...

Well, it's honestly not that bad.

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First of March, it's clear to me
There's something that's uncomforting. . .

Here I am again, about a fortnight after the first "Every Page a Painting", locked and loaded with a second one, whether you wanted it or not. Enjoy.

(Disclaimer: everything you see here is work in progress and subject to change.)

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I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS IF YOU'RE A FAN OF BERSERK OR NOT, NIGGA. I'VE BEEN WAITING SEVEN LITERAL YEARS FOR THIS FUCKING MOMENT RIGHT THIS VERY GODDAMN SECOND JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, NOW THEY CAN GET TO THE ELF KING AND MAYBE CASCA WILL STOP BEING LITERALLY RETARDED HOLY JESUS HE WAS ON THE DAMN BOAT LONGER THAN THE MAIDEN VOYAGE TO THE NEW WORLD

I've been waiting for this for too long.

Well, "legalize" is a weak word. More like "enshrined it as sacrosanct in the highest court of the land," but you get the idea.

Hoo rah.

Also, I celebrated by declaring an official Gay Horse (And Homestuck, And Korrasami, Etc.) Day on my Tumblr, in case you were all interested in that.

Anyway, Cheerio.

The sequel for my Sunlight gayness from February is out! Get it here with way more Sunlight gayness

This monday my College Trimester will be over. So I have started to go back to my stories, get ready to see again the stories of The Great Dictator and LoK: Harmony's Rise to be updated again. And to make it better, I'll post my third story in this site. I hope you like it once it's approved.

Thank you all for reading and here you go with the song tied to the new story:

Show of hands, who’s tired of seeing these back and forth blog posts of whether I’m updating or not? I know I am Unfortunately, here’s another one, and it doesn’t exactly have good news in it.

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I’m not going to bore anyone with the day I’m having, but let’s say work has been more stressful than one would have expected and I am VERY angry with my local vision specialist people.

Now, when you make an appointment and are told that it’s for the ‘14^th’, do you assume they mean the ‘14^th’ as in 3 days from now, or the 14^thnext month?

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Pictured above: a sea Coco in her adorable habitat. Sea Cocos are far more energetic and rebellious than earth Cocos, but are no less determined and/or cute. See also sea Ember, a creature with a mysteriously powerful singing voice.

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Yes, it's true, the socialist scourge of Fimfiction will be at BronyCon. I'm totally last minuting this; I haven't even bought my train ticket (from California!!!) because there is a ton of debt and lack of executive functioning in my life. But even if I have to take out another couple payday loans, God dammit, THIS IS THE YEAR I GO TO BRONYCON!!!

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I don't know if I'm going to do a milestone or anything for the event, but I do know that I'm hype for it. I thought the story would be closer to ending by now, but shit just doesn't seem to be slowing down all that much as I write. Maybe it'll close sometime in the Seventies, but for now, it's not looking like it's ending before we hit another 500k words. It'll be nice to have A Thief's Tale done, but I don't know. I've enjoyed the journey to get to this point so much, I might just

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First things first: Fucking finally. I've been waiting for this moment for too fucking long.

On another note, my work schedule is fucking weird. I'm on a 12 hour swing-shift that means I work two days, have two days off, work three days, off two days, work two days, then off three days. Get it? I don't, but that's not important.

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Not sure if I should be surprised that war stories are apparently in fashion these days.