Hey, ladies and gents! Milk here, with this weeks thread from the edge of the horizon! Horizon! Get those questions in!

Just like always, if you happened to miss last weeks cast, We've got it on youtube! Give it a listen!

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Also give our side project, Writers Workshop a look!

How do you feel about potatoes?

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Thanks for reading my Sparity thing, Horizon!

Also, what would you say is your biggest creative influence when writing? Is it other fics, music, movies?

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Hawaiian:
1) You are naked in Equestria for exactly 16 hours. You have a raging boner the entire time. (Ignore the repercussions of an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Fuck you doctor, you don't get to tell me how aroused I should or shouldn't be. Maybe I want to lose my dick due to blood clots; you don't fucking know me.) However, you cannot achieve orgasm and you go limp whenever you attempt to have sex or engage in any remotely sexual activities. What do?
2) Is there any story you regret writing/posting?
3) If you could have a threesome with any two ponies, which of Flurry Heart's holes would you fuck while double fisting Pumpkin Cake?
4) Would you rather suck Tree Hugger's dick, or get fucked by Rarity's dick?

Erffggnnk:
1) Please rate my OC. His name is Prince Darkheart Soul. He is 1/4 human, 1/4 Jewish, 1/4 changeling, and 1/4 pony. He is the son of Chrysalis, Nightmare Moon, and Sombra. He is bearer of the Element of Darkness and is immune to magic. He has a very tragic backstory that makes him super attractive to females, but he can't love them back because he's so tragic. He is also immortal and faster than Rainbow Dash.

Legitimate question: How are you so nice? How do you do it? Why are you such a good person? Do you not understand how intimidating that makes you to talk to? Stop it.

How do you always manage to be so positive about entries on the Writeoff. You've been positive towards several of my entries that were... dumpster fires.

You seem like a very genuinely nice person and I'd love to buy you a drink if I ever meet you.

Why is pineapple so delicious?

If you had to rewrite one of your stories backwards, which one would you choose?
If you could erase any and all memories of one of your stories from existence, would you do it? If so, which would you choose?
Any stories that you were sad to finish?

Questions for Priest:
-If you were to wake up as one of the CMC, who would it be and why?
-If you could ship Cadence with someone else that Shining Armour, who would it be?
-Which of your stories are you the happiest with?

Question for Pencil:
-Enigma's patreon?

Question for Milk:
-What is your expiration date?

Question for Horizon:
-Boobs or butts?

I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT THE SITUATION AT MY JOB GOT WORST. THE OLD LADY I WAS GARDENING FOR REALLY SEEMED TO TAKE A LIKING TO ME. YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN SHE TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO SHOW ME HER PUSSY! TURNS OUT, IT WAS JUST HER CAT. LATER, I LEARNED SHE TOLD MY BOSS OF WHAT I DID TO IT... IT WAS A PRIVATE MOMENT BETWEEN A MAN AND A PUSSY. I'M THIS CLOSE TO LOSE MY JOB BUT I FEEL IT WAS WORTH IT. I'M THINKING OF GOING STEADY WITH MR. PIMPLETON! SHOULD I?

One thing i have noticed from reading fanfics here is that, more often than not, less than 1 dislikes for ten likes means that the story will be good. How do you do to have such good ratings? (Not all fics with such rating are great and not having this kind of rating doesn't mean a story sucks. This is just a personal observation That i find pretty reliable.)

To the cast:
Will the barcast extend to other fandoms if genfic becomes a thing? Will my long lasting dream of having a 40 years old divorced mother who write one direction self insert erotica on your show ever come true?

YOU'RE A CHANGELING AND WE ALL KNOW IT ADMIT IT VILE FIEND.

Nah, but seriously, what's the best thing you've done in your time in pony?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Who are your top three favorite poets from the 20th century on up?

You have the opportunity to punch one poet square in the teeth, no strings attached. Brass knuckles are allowed. Who do you punch?

What the hell is the point of the William Carlos William poem "This Is Just to Say"? Is it literally just about some dude eating someone's breakfast or is there something else going on?

Fuck, Marry, or Kill, Metrical Foot Edition: Trochee, spondee, and iamb.

Can you explain T.S. Elliot's "The Waste Land" in five words or less?

Is it still haiku
With the correct syllables
But there's no nature?

To horizon:
What's your funniest anecdote?
What's the best meat to put inside a hot and fresh Enigmajita?
Would you rather relax at the end of a long day with a sizzling Enigmajita, or a cool and sweet Enigmojito?
If you had to tell the story of your time on FiMFiction through interpretive dance, what moves would you use to represent different aspects or periods of your stay on the site?
Continuing PatchworkPoltergeist's literary theme, which is your favourite play by Christopher Marlowe?
Kill-fuck-marry, Aegean islands edition: Crete, Rhodes, or Santorini.
To anyone:
I know this is a bit of a vague question, but what advice can you give to someone trying to write short and somewhat silly comedy stories?

My friend, I hope you and the Cast are having a wonderful life. But I must ask what is your guilty pleasure story and do you like Displaced? As a writer for the genre I must know if someone appreciates our cancerous ways. Also, have you seen the big busty baby?

Jk, these are all for ale. My real question is, how long is you di- *Sounds of pencil beating me*

1. Which authors are the greatest influences on your writing style?

2. Any advice for someone looking to get a late start on learning to write poetry?

3. You once asked me if there was a song I would associate with you. So now, allow me to ask, is there one you would associate with me?

Hey horizon, can you start an angry rant about the evils of fruit and their danger to the environment?
Also who is your favourite out of the rule 63 mane six, and if you had to marry 1, fuck 2, and kill 3; which would they be?

1. you get stuck in pony land what do ?
2. have you accepted Skeletor the master of the Universe into your heart?
3. i need to know for a friend how long does it take to find a alien race by starring into the Inky void of space?
4. whats your favorite video game?
5. whats your favorite boss fight?
6. who is your favorite character to hate ?
7. would you a thing pone?
8. Do you even Praise Bro?

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If you could, would you?

(More questions if I have time, otherwise...)

where's my taco video

What makes you get vicious in reviews?
Favourite sci fi book.
Favourite sci fi movie.

1) Swan likes to keep his public and pony life separate. So kick yourself now.
2) (Horizon) How often to you get mistaken for Steve Jobs?

1. What do you look for in a story to induct into the RCL?

2. If you could induct any story not currently eligible (e.g. author already featured, written by RCL curator, etc.) what story would you chose?

How did it feel to write that one Shining Armor clopfic?

Ever written for any non-MLP franchises? If so, which ones? And if not, have you ever considered it?

1. What is the strangest experience you've ever had at a convention (My Little Pony or otherwise)?
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3. Do you have any thoughts on the Hypatia transracialism controversy?
4. How long can Palei Hantu hide?

Hello, fellow non-changelings! I have two questions for Horizon from a complete stranger!

1. You are self-evidently talented, wise, and handsome. Do you consider these your best qualities?

2. Will you tell us about the story you released on the day of the podcast?

1) How often do you have to tell those young whippersnappers to get off your lawn?

2) Do you prefer an older protagonist or a "coming of age" one?

3) Would you give Principal Celestia a kiss on the cheek?

4) Are you enjoying season 7 so far?

5) Hasbro—Buy, Sell, or Hold?

not any ideas for questions, so here some basic ones for our guest:
1. Would you thing pone?
2. fuck/kill/marry scenario: the queen Unbra, Eris, and Cupcake (fic) version of pinkie pie
3. would you rather: A. Read My little Dashie that has been rewritten like "The Tale of Shadowblade" Live on twitch or youtube, OR B. reading both Enigmatic Otaku's ember story and Flamenwerfer's Stella story that has been rewritten like "the tale of Shadowblade? (note: I will not do that crap myself, you guys do it)
4. if you know what a food pony is (and if you don't, ask the barcast) what food pony would you want to taste out of curiosity?
5. (this question is from last week) out of all your appliances, electronic, and household items, what 4 would you change into a living equestria being for you everyday needs? (example: computer pony or pillow pony)
questions for the barcast:
1.what food pony or drink pony Dakimakura would you guys get yourself if you had the money and were available?
2. priest, Ravvij, and otaku: what would you do if you got gender bend and you are like that for a month?
3. has anyone ate cooked rat, squirrel or whatever wild animal? if so what is it like?

Is having not enough alcohol the worst alcohol problem?
Is Life like a hurricane?
Are race cares, lasers and aeroplanes a duck blure?
Would you solve a mystery, or rewrite hist'r?
Duck Tales, whooh ooh?

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Who's your favourite villain (across all of fiction) and would you bang them?

1. What did the unemployed cancer cells do?
THEY GOT JOBS!

what is the key to getting the feature box with as little effort as possible?