(EDIT: Corrected grammar mistakes, and made the second chapter longer, and a bit more enjoyable.)
Discord, during a (in)appropriate magic show, summons Colonel H. Stinkmeaner (in the flesh) back from the grave. And then Stinkmeaner proceeds to whoops the mane six's asses just because.

Can the battered mane six we all know stop Stinkmeaner before he wrecks havoc on ponyville? And just how many times will Pinkie get flamed?

Rated teen for heavy/rough language, and the n word. Since I love anthro, all characters except Stinkmeaner, are anthro. (You could look at this as a crossover with The Boondocks.)

This story is a sequel to What must not go unsaid

Honesty, Kindness, Laughter, Generousity, Loyalty, and Magic. These six elements make up the magical artifacts known as the Elements of Harmony. For years the six bearers kept the peace between all with their magic which defeated all evil that threatened their home
But they are not alone. There are other Elements than those of Harmony, and when they are unleashed the world begins to tear itself apart, and the battle for domination begins as Elements fight against Elements.

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Written by Storyteller and I

Cover art provided by me

Twilight stole a statue. Not just any statue, though, for it was the Sacred Totem of Amazingly Rad Epicness, or S.T.A.R.E. for short.

Also, she doesn't really give a crap about it. So there's that.

Rewritten from the story "Thief" with permission from Evictus. I took it as a personal challenge to see what I could do with a story that has far more dislikes than likes.

Feeding the ducks. Sounds simple but boring, right? Sam thinks so too so he always adds a bit of fun to it. Unfortunately his fun is interrupted by something that he doesn't even know the name of.

Straight from the Canterlot archives, this collection of documents retells the rise and fall of Princess Twilight Sparkle, Enlightened Despot of Equestria, Defender of the Peace, Lawgiver, and Commander of Fort Libris.

Twilight Sparkle is, of course, known to historians as the first usurper to seek to schedule a coup d'etat by appointment. But for other details- such as, "What is the longest recorded time a pony has gone without sleep?", "Is it true what they say about swans?", and, "Why is there an owlbear in the Equestrian Witness Protection Program?"- these documents provide the answers and much, much more.

This is ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS HISTORY from primary sources. If anything makes you think this is silly, ludicrous, or unbelievable, blame Discord.

Written for FanOfMostEverything's Imposing Sovereigns writing contest.

EDIT 3-15-17: Wow, almost instant featured! Was NOT expecting that!

EDIT 4-8-2017: Featured in the Royal Canterlot Library! Thanks!

Part of the Remember Fort Libris print anthology, thanks to our Kickstarter supporters!

When Discord's powerful magic loses control for even a split second, odd things occur. Often times, his rampant chaotic power will draw beings from other realities or dimensions to his, much to their misfortune.

Enter: Sam, a 26 year old YouTube content creator living in Florida with his wife Abby. During the recording of a Skyrim video, he is rudely interrupted by a flash of light and knocked unconscious. Imagine his surprise when he wakes up face down in the dirt like a blind Turk.

Stuck in equestria like a big stupid nerd burglar, Samantha pants must find a way out of this pastel hell before he goes bananas and commits mass homicide.