When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

Rainbow Dash basically falls in love with a watermelon, that's about it. But it is incredibly funny if you care to read.

This is a parody on how Rainbow Dash is the center of every shipping chart, and she's been paired with everything but the kitchen sink (and even NOW has been paired with a kitchen sink), and I decided, "Why the hay not?"

If the definition of clop is the typing of sex or genitalia, then this is NOT clop. However, she does have some PG-14-rated fun with that watermelon.

Rainbow Dash is dying, and though nopony wants to admit it, it's time to say goodbye.
Edited by Pinkies Imagination
Dramatic reading by Btman123

Rainbow Dash.

Everypony affiliates that name with a pony who's brave, fearless, and just downright gutsy. But what most don't know is that beneath that confident front lies a small filly who still cries over an event that happened seventeen years ago.

Perhaps now it's time for her to go.