Doctor Romana T. Colgate has always been Ponyville's dentist ever since Nightmare Moon had been stopped. She moved to Ponyville to get away from Canterlot, but also to keep in touch with her longtime friend, Twilight. However, she began to notice Twilight never visits her, nor stops to chat whenever they meet.

She takes it in stride, believing Twilight is just really busy as one of the elements of harmony, until the day after Nightmare Night. When Twilight visits her due to a strange problem with her gums, she takes it upon herself to help. Not only as her dentist, but as a friend.

Although she starts to wonder if Twilight still considers her a friend.

(Big thanks to Dublio from Ponychan for reviewing and giving advice/ideas for this fanfic.)

Sly Clop is a laid back slacker who runs one of Ponyville's only porn shops on Soresaddle Street. He is a regular customer of Hard Cider's "gentlecolt's club", the Knife and Apple, where he regularly shoots the breeze with Rainbow Dash, who's seen better days.

One day, his only employee quits, and he's forced to hire a new one, starting a new awkward relationship with Lyra, who needs cash. What follows is a lighthearted fic with dark undertones that I hope you'll enjoy.

And if I haven't convinced you enough by this point, no, this not a clopfic.

New cover image by mickf18 on deviantART (DeusExKane here).