The Alicorn Amulet twists its wearer into madness and megalomania. Nopony can wear it without repercussions, both for themselves and others. Nopony is safe. Nopony is exempt.

Still, nopony expected him.

The Dovahkiin, while in a epic battle with his hated rival, the evil Mudcrab, accidentally casts a spell that teleports him to the magical lands of Equestria. His first reaction is that of bewilderment, but he quickly finds himself mixed up in the everyday antics of the world as he uses his powerful voice to try and return home.

This is a story of adventure, friendship, and of course muffins. Or maybe not. Nothing in Equestria ever goes as planned. Not as long as Derpy has something to do with it anyways. Oh, and despite what it sounds like, the main character is a Carrot, not the Dovahkiin. Nuff said.

DISCLAIMER: This story is in no way shape or form serious. Only read if you are looking for 1) Randomness or 2) Funny moments that cause laughter even though they really shouldn't.

Grop is your typical giant, one whose average day consists of tending to his favorite mammoths, collecting extortion money peace offerings from farmers, maintaining huge bonfires, and crushing the puny bones of haphazard bandits foolish enough to intrude on his camp to loot his shiny treasure. One particular day, he gets caught in the backwash of two deities' powerful magics, and is teleported to a faraway land across the ocean, a great kingdom populated by sapient talking equines. Upon noticing the change of scenery, with all the world falling into chaos around him, the giant is left with one lingering thought:

"What happened to all my shiny stuff?"

Human tag for brief appearances of some random Elder Scrolls characters.

Times are dark in the land of Skyrim. A grievous civil war tears throughout the land, splitting brothers and sisters apart. And, as an ancient prophecy foretold, giant fire spitting monsters have returned, killing all in their path of destruction. There is only one who can put a stop to both of these conflicts. The Dragonborn, a being born to mortals, but with the blood of the dragons.

If only the Dragonborn weren't afraid of her own shadow.

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If you see a link, that's where I placed an appropriate music track. Simply right-click and hit 'Open in new tab.' This is a very music-centered story, where tracks are placed to aid in the storytelling. Here is my intended main theme of the story.

Special thanks to my wonderful editor, The Planyx!

Twilight Sparkle finds an ancient book in her library about teleportation magic. After an experiement gone wrong she and her friends find themselves in a strange land with new friends and make some new enemies.
She must now try to find a way back to Equestria or face the possibility of being eaten alive by a new threat that lurks in the skies above.

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Picture provided by DJMoonRay.

I am very biased in the real game so any changes such as sides of Stormcloaks or Imperials are already chosen and will not be changed.