Congratulations Prince Shining Armor, you have been selected out of every pony in Equestria and her neighboring lands to be this year’s winner in the “Best Equestrian Butt” contest.

This grand tournament is when we, the Committee Logistics Of Plots, judge every rump of every pony in size, shape, firmness, softness, flabbiness, edginess, and overall use of it in all forms both practical and sexual. As the winner, you will need to present yourself in Canterlot for the award ceremony. You are the first stallion to ever win this award since it’s founding over two thousand years ago. We hope you feel accomplished today and look forward to you and your butt appearing at the awards.

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Despite what you might think, there is no clop in this. And I have Silver Quill's permission to use this art.

Pre Read and Edited by: ugugg93, Seether 00, and WIL_I_ZEN

When eating their lunches, an interesting group of girls comes into the cafeteria and hypnotizes the entire school with their siren song. It doesn't affect Rarity, but her attention is drawn towards something else about the lead singer.

Her hips.

When Button Mash is forced by his mother to attend a slumber party with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, he is very much against the idea. However, he has no choice but to make this one sacrifice if he wants to get his precious JoyBoy back.

Thankfully for him, it all turns out to be better than he expected... until it comes to the 'Truth' part of 'Truth or Dare.'

As a result of this, Button's greatest secret comes to light — but it's not the one the Crusaders were expecting to hear...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Joint second entry for UK of Equestria's July Fimfiction Writing Contest, the theme for which was simply 'Slumber Party.'

Comments contain spoilers.

Now with a reading by EnderBlaze!

Caramel gets picked on by his friends.
Caramel goes with his friends to see a magic show with a magician from Canterlot.
Caramel gets called on stage with the magician as an assistant for a trick.

...perhaps Caramel finds a new friend?

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Written without much reason, thought, or inhibition. Which is odd for me.

NOTE: Anthro ponies present. M/M things later, no sex.

Sequel: Ace in the Hole: Under the Gun