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Andrew Joshua Talon


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Dec
13th
2021

Short Hand: Alternate Equestria Girls 2 · 12:58am Dec 13th, 2021

On the other side of the portal... Fluttershy perks up.

Fluttershy: "Shepherd senses, tingling!"

Fluttershy zooms off. Twilight and the other Mane 6 look at Discord.

Discord: "What? She asked for those senses."

Meanwhile, Shepherd meets with Sunset in the library.

Shepherd: "So... How are you feeling? Okay?"

Sunset: "Um... F-Fine. You are... You were very... Um..."

Shepherd: "Sorry. You're very hot but I really need to control myself better." sigh "If you want to call the police I understand-"

Sunset: blush "N-No! No, that's totally fine! I-I'm not one of those girls who calls the cops just because someone thinks I'm hot!"

Shepherd: "I did kind of sexually assault you-"

Sunset: blush harder "N-no! No! I totally wanted it! Um, you want to be my boyfriend?!"

Shepherd: 'Okay... I need to calm down... Don't be impulsive... Don't let my hormones take over-'

And Shepherd was now kissing Sunset again and pressing her down onto the table.

Sunset: "Mmmm~!"

Shepherd: 'Aw crap...'

He pulls back, and helps her sit back up. He tries to brush off her clothes.

Shepherd: "Um... Let's just say 'yes'?"

Sunset: "O-Okay~<3."

Fluttershy: "WAIT!" She seizes Shepherd's arm "You-You can't take him! He's my coltfriend!"

Shepherd: "Fluttershy?!"

Fluttershy: "Yes! I crossed the barrier to this world when I felt your distress!"

Shepherd: "That's... Uh-"

Sunset: "NO WAY! MINE!" Grabs his other arm

Fluttershy: "LET HIM GO!"

Shepherd: deep sigh 'Okay, I need to solve this like a man. Come on... Let's do something rational for once...'

Shepherd: grabs them both " Shut up! You'll both be my girlfriends!"

Shepherd: 'SERIOUSLY BRAIN?!'

Sunset: "... Okay."

Fluttershy: "Sounds good to me."

Shepherd: 'THAT WORKED?!'

Comments ( 16 )

There's no rule saying you can't have two.

This could definitely complicate matters. Especially if the local Fluttershy sees her counterpart.

When in doubt spew shit out

Pinky: Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to complicate Shepard's life!

*They're dinky, they're Pinky and Shepard's brain brain brain brain brain.*

(... So, High School Shepherd is a blessed anime harem protagonist! ... Sounds about right actually. Well, no, let's be fair... he goes out and gets what he wants instead of ignoring every girl for three seasons. Well, his body does, his brain is TRYING to do the ignoring route. Anyways, very nice!)

So what about that world's version Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: "Shepherd senses, tingling!"

Fluttershy zooms off. Twilight and the other Mane 6 look at Discord.

Discord: "What? She asked for those senses."

Okay, that got a laugh out of me :rainbowlaugh:

Absolutely PRICELESS chad move ♡

Now he just has to do that many, many more times.

Age regressed Shepard is more popular with the girls than I was in high school.

And the herd grows... :trollestia:

Something tells me Ms. Cheerilee isn't going to be happy when she does her library rounds next...

High school harem protagonist powers: ACTIVATE!!!

This sounds like the premise to a manga I'm reading.
That doesn't mean stop.

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