ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm closing my commissions SOON.

After 14 commissions completed in the last few weeks, I'm going to be closing my commission list the day before US Thanksgiving (November 21st). Why, might you ask? The fact is, I needed some cash to pay for much needed things, including a few medical bills and an unexpected emergency visit to the vet for my cat. The little dumbass is fine now, she just likes trying to pick on cats, and dogs, twice her size. Most of these bills are now paid, thanks in part to those who commissioned me. I cannot thank you guys enough for how many requests you gave me, AND how weird and fun they were!!!

BUT I'm not done yet!

If you wanted a commission from me, there's still time! I'm going to be leaving my commission list open for about two more weeks, folks. That means if you want to commission me, you can. I will be closing myself to ALL requests for the foreseeable future at that point, but anyone who's gotten in under that time WILL get their story written. The requests will all still cost $15, and will be around 1.5k words (most will be a few hundred more than that.) The details are still below, as well as the commissions of the satisfied customers linked at the bottom (except for one who wanted to keep their story private). If you've already requested a commission from me and I have not responded, message me again! I don't want folks falling through the cracks.

Thanks again, hope to see some more ideas in my inbox soon. So far, they've been fun!

Why?
Well, the fact of the matter is I'm short on dosh at the moment. It's near my birthday, and I have a few VERY small bills to pay. I could try to get cash another way, but this is something I'm "good" at, so why not. Sometimes doing this is fun. And I find myself with a sudden lack of responsibilities as well, which leaves me with a LOT of free time on my hands. So, here's what's going to go down, because I'm gonna be weird about these. Read it through before you decide to contact me.

What will I write?
Literally anything. Want me to write vore? Diaper fetish? Cutesy cuddle fics? Spike fics? Yeah. I'll write any of it. No limits. Come at me. I'm actually looking forward to the weird stuff.

How much will I write?
Anything I write is going to be short. Around 1,500 words, and maybe a little over if I get really into it. If you want me to write something longer, let me know, but it's not likely to happen at the moment.

How much will it cost?
$15 flat rate. We'll keep this easy peasy. It's not going to cost you much, as far as I can see it. If you feel like tipping me? Cool, I love that and I REALLY REALLY appreciate it when you do, but it's not demanded. :)

How long will it take?
Here's the big selling point, imho. Once I say I'll do it and you pay, you will have your story WITHIN 24 HOURS. Seriously, I'm going to churn the hell out of these. They won't be perfect, I'm sure, but you will get them right away, and I will do my best to write them neatly and close to your specifications.

How do I get one of these done?
Send me a PM. In it, tell me what you want me to write, either broadly or specifically. When you get a reply from me saying "sure, I'll do it" you'll also get a paypal email. Pay me as soon as you get that email. If the story isn't delivered within 24 hours of that payment, I'll refund your money on the spot. I work VERY well on a deadline of this sort, and I will deliver or you won't pay. I won't say "yes" to everyone, and I'll only say yes to one person per day (probably). Because I like to focus on one idea at a time. And yeah. That's how it works.

If you come at me with "I can't pay you right now, but..." I will ignore the fuck outta you. No trades, no favors, no 'pretty please.' I'm doing this for monetary help at the moment, and working for exposure or out of the kindness of my heart ain't gonna happen.

I may even stream while I'm writing some of these. If you don't want your name on it, let me know, otherwise I'll also link to you in the description. If you have any questions, please post them here. It's first come first serve, and the list can get long, so do it today!

-Pencil

CURRENTLY WRITING FOR: NONE! Come at me bruh!

(17 commission completed)

Completed commissions:
Mikesnipe: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422116/the-nose-knows
Flutterpriest: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422133/somethings-fishy
Fiend from the Darkness : https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422154/the-unstoppuble-party
thatotherotherguy: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422214/tongue-got-your-cat
shortskirtsandexplosions: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422370/super-machiavelli-girl-lyrical-golden-pinafore-daedalus-alpha-tres-cross-delta-xrd-championship-edition-accent-core-plus-r-ex-gold-28-redux-go
TheAmazingMe: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422557/un-average-joe
Griseus: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422618/a-middle-age
Midnight Radiance: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422702/a-glimmer-of-something-more
Olden Bronie: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/422970/the-game-is-ahoof
interrobang_: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/423054/star-light-star-bright
An Intricate Disguise: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/423196/party-favor
Majin Syeekoh: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/423300/its-whats-inside-that-counts
Flutterpriest: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/423649/the-cone-of-shame
Foal Star: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/424522/welcome-to-sunbucks-can-i-take-your-order
shortskirtsandexplosions: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/424980/curiouser-and-curiouser
Olden Bronie: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/425075/love-me-tender
Flammenwerfer: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/425404/flipping-the-bird

Comments

[forbloodysummer]

Please can we see a photo of the cat though?

[anonpencil]

4970884
Tell ya what, I will in my next blog post.