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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • Tuesday
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

    It actually feels lately like I've been crawling out of a pit? So maybe there's a light ahead? But it's also blocked by Balatro lol somepony save me D:

    The only other thing relevant to this blog is that I've had notes for a vs. post sitting in my notes document for probably the entire month now, what is wrong with me? D:

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    Fic recs, April 28th!

    TheQuinch has done a reading of Grimm's There's a Monster Under the Stairs! He's also begun CanvasWolfDoll's Sepia Tock!

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    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

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  • 2 weeks
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

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  • 2 weeks
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

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Feb
22nd
2018

#PoneWorldProblems · 1:52am Feb 22nd, 2018

When you see cute images of your ship and no clue as to how to integrate them into your fic.

I am this way with literally every cute pic with Twilight and Tempest I see. D:

You'd think I would be a writer or something, but nooooooooo!

Shit's hard :C

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Comments ( 32 )

Well, there's always the diplomatic mission.

Wanderer D
Moderator

I thought you meant Tempest and Pinkie and I was impressed until I read the sentence below the pic.

4802607
:trixieshiftright:
why not both.
have a well written triangle. things could be zany.

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

4802607

4802617
Why stop at triangle?

SHIP TEMPEST WITH EVERY PONY/GRIFFON/HIPPOGRIFF/CAT PERSON/MINOTAUR/YAK/ZEBRA/SPHNIX/WEIRD KLUGETOWN CREATURE ON THE PLANET IN A LOVE SHAPE SO BIG I’M NOT CERTAIN OF THE WORD DESCRIBING IT

4802624
Dammit Syeekoh, not everything can be an orgy! :facehoof:
Not that I'd mind, entirely... :pinkiesad2:

>Claims to like TempestLight
>Hasn't read my most popular story ever which is about the two
>>PP pls :B

TGee, Tempest, Why Are You So Tall?
Twilight's been meaning to ask.
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DumbDog
Moderator

4802628

Yeah it can. You're objectively wrong.

Ooo, you're going to like the next arc of Letters.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

4802662
That's just some words. :B

Try shipping a ship that few other people ship. Ship's hard, yo.

4802669 Yes. Yes they are. :twilightsmile:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

4802673
Is... is Twempest popular? c.c I honestly have no idea.

4802673
Try shipping a ship that used to be all but canon but no one's given it the time of day since Rainbow proved she wasn't illiterate :pinkiesad2:

Or, you know, SkyPie.

4802701
I still see it more often than SunPie.

4802705
SkyPie is a good one. Or almost any Pinkie ship, really.

4802707
I've seen like, 2 SunPie fics. I agree it has some promise.

...

PP! Convince me to write some of my fucking stories I started so I can write SunPie. Yell at me to describe my idea sometime this weekend. It might be not the worst hook to come form my brain.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

4802722
FUCKING DO IT

SHEA LABEOUF CAN'T MOTIVATE BUT I CAN SHITLORD

DO IT OR I WILL SELL YOUR LLAMAS INTO SLAVERY

IF YOU DON'T START WRITING HORSE WORDS THIS VERY INSTANT I WILL SHIT THE SUN

DON'T THINK I WON'T

IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE

Just remember the most important part: the ship is called Twizzlepop.

I haven't even gotten to Tempest's appearance in MLP (and I don't ship anything in the picture unless that's some Rarijack in the corner), but man is this picture freaking adorable.

I see that last sentence there, but I need you to be more specific all the same, because I see five six ships in that image.

The picture looks like it could fit well at the end of Tempest's first Night of Disappointments Grand Galloping Gala.

4802624

A truncated icosahedron?

I know, I know, that's two words.

4802725

IF YOU DON'T START WRITING HORSE WORDS THIS VERY INSTANT I WILL SHIT THE SUN

I'm gonna need, like, a video of this. no homo

but for real... this can go a few different ways and I need opinions. will email deets after work tomorrow because fuck doing anything productive with my life

Diplomatic mission to the Qilin Empire.
Also TwilightxFizzlepopxPinkie yes please

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

4802728
That's a funny way to spell Twempest. :V

4802810
Admittedly, I also ship Rarijack. :B Use the tagged story for context here.

4803039
So, we shouldn’t expect a Pinkie x Fireworks story anytime soon?

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

4803067
No.

Why would I do that. :B

4803089
Because I figured out some brilliant way to trick you? What are you expecting me to say???

I'm going to assume Spike isn't visible because he's on Rarity's other foreleg Pinkie's sitting on him

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

4803598
lol, who's Spike? :V

4803598

Spike couldn't make it. He was waylaid on the way to the fan art by some show writers and brutally beaten.

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