The Uncanny Mud Valley

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...you wanted me to buy these, right?

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[Admiral Biscuit]

So it makes flowers grow out of your eyes? Interesting.

[Orbiting Kettle]

Well, it's clearly targeted at the needs of the modern and cost-conscious evil overlord. If you want to make skull-flower-pots for your lair of torment to add some color and you don't have the time to manually look after it, then you have to fall back on the mass-produced solutions.

[Daedalus Aegle]

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Source (site NSFW).

[stereotreme]

no no it's cool I never needed to sleep ever again thanks.

[A British Gentleman]

The chocolate one is worst I think; it looks like her face is in the process of being mummified.

[DrSkroob]

Somebody make an OC called Charcoal Masque.

[hypervelocity]

I'm just gonna assume that these were inspired by the Infected from The Last of Us and leave it at that.

[Trick Question]

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[PresentPerfect]

c o m e t o t h e m u d o f t h e e a r t h j o i n w i t h t h e f l o w e r s b e c o m e o n e w i t h u s b e o n e b e o n e b e o n e

[Skywriter]

ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
DARK DARKER YET DARKER
THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING
THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER
PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE
THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT SEEMS
VERY
VERY
INTERESTING

[PhycoKrusk]

Estee, I didn't realize you had these kinds of connections to the games industry.

I mean, I can't say this concept art is making me excited for the next Silent Hill, but....

[Samey90]

I can imagine the CEO's line of thinking was more or less "yeah, let's hire that guy who got kicked out of an art school. He's cheap and there's no way he can screw up this."

[FanOfMostEverything]

Dare I ask what "mountain energy spring water" is? Me being me, my first thought is water infused with red mana, but that doesn't seem good for your skin...

(Yes, I know these are real life products, but card game magic makes at least as much sense as "mountain energy spring water.")

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That or the product is designed to touch up your clay golems to keep them looking human.

Personally, I find the blueberry one the worst. In addition to the mashed Smurfs (Smurves?) seen in some of the other masques, each socket seems to house a cluster of five small eyes rather than the apparent eyelessness of the others.

[OddDreams]

I have more questions than answers. And that's saying a lot with the volume of pure KNOWLEDGE the internet has contained within....

[wolfstorm56]

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Uh, enjoy? Related to creepy masks. In related videos there's an even longer video of it.
I swear that I saw this in one old Estee blog once.

[nemryn]

Obviously this is some kind of ad campaign promo tie-in for Drakengard 3.

[Estee]

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...you're alive?

You're alive!

Other options: hacked account, AI, ghost with excellent typing skills.

[SWEETOLEBOB18]

I find the concept of chocolate & blueberry mud disturbing. How, exactly do you remove these things? There Are Things That Mortals Are Not Meant To Know

[Rehlia]

I deeply love using mud facial masks, and yet I can enjoy how completely ridiculous the product design for these is. My favourite is the deep sea mud pac. It looks as if there's some sort of mariana-trench fungi species growing out of her eyes.

[nemryn]

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I'm alive! Got quite a bit of catching up to do, I see.

How're you doing?

[Manga Shoggoth]

My wife, who works in the beauty therapy business, saw this and couldn't stop laughing...

[RomanCandle]

This reminds me of a return I processed while working at walmart. This lady brought in a couple of packets of shampoo that looked remarkably similar to these packages - however, it was decidedly not one of these, and wasn't in stock at my store. If she'd not had the reciept, I wouldn't have even believed Walmart sold them.

Wanna know what they were called? Henna and Placenta. The lady said it was very sticky, like glue, which was why she was returning them.

I was a tad uncomfortable.

[metallusionsismagic]

Can I eat them?

[Spectrumancer]

Nothing quite as refreshing for your skin as low-key body horror.

[SIGAWESOME]

So this is a leaked Season 8's reimagining of the Twinkle Eyed ponies x Equestria Girls crossover?

T-Zone Skin

I did not know the Umbrella Corporation had branched out into cosmetics and moisturizers...

[Dafaddah]

Youth Mountain products. Check out their sister line of dietary products, Montagne Bonbon. And tell ’em Charlie sent you.

[Lurks-no-More]

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Something from the River Dyne, maybe?

[Nopetrain]

Yes, yes! Embrace the elder gods.

[Estee]

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How're you doing?

...see blogs?

I did look at your userpage and saw you citing Real Life. Stupid Real Life.