LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Let's play a game! 
Finish this sentence:
"Behold, Perry the Platypus! My..."
I'll kick it off behind the cut.
"...Wank-Stain-On-The-Ceiling-Inator!"
(BTW, every time I see the pilot episode again, I 
at how pilot!Phineas was kind of a jerk...)
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Crackfic-Writeinator!
4164429 ...do I even want to know where that's removing kebabs from?
Puts-the-lotion-on-its-skin-inator!
4164440 or-else-it-gets-the-hose-again-inator?
The-Inator-Inator 3000...-inator!
The Birth-inator!
4164457
The ur-inator
Have-sex-with-horses-inator! It forces the target to have sex with a horse! I will use this to ruin the bronies reputation.
"Behold, Perry the Platypus! My Dustubinator! See it disturbs them. Makes them feel all icky and needing to get gone. I'm aim it at boys who look at Vanessa THAT way and at old men."
Also I remember reading somewhere that initially Pheneas was going to be the jerk with a heart of gold type before he kinda just went for full heart of gold type. I think its part of why they changed his voice early in the series. A good show that ended well. Not enough of those.
Definator! It defines things through a multiverse dictionary!
Aincradintaor! It makes floating castles of death!
Horizonator! Turns you into your Elder Tale Avatar, with all the political implications!
¨Deficat-inator!¨
The Pussy-inator!
It summons cats.
4164487 Yeah, in the original pitch, Phineas was kind of a jerk, then they decided that he worked better as a "gee golly" type, kinda like the 50s TV version of Gomez Addams.
A-Really-Long-Title-Inator
Makes stories with overly long titles.
Crackfic-inator!
Butts-inator!
Potatinator! It turns things into potatoes!
The Gasinator.
"...The Ship-War-inator!"
"...The Get-stuck-in-your-head-inator!"
"...The Fear-of-dying-alone-and-unloved-with-everyone-glad-that-you're-gone-inator! ...I'm working through some things, Perry the Platapus."
"....the Wasp-inator!"
"...It's supposed to summon wasps, but for some reason it just falls apart."
Shoe-Untier-Inator... It unties peoples shoes.
(Moth... How does it even get on the ceiling?)
4164710 If you really REALLY wanna know, Google for it. Just...just be warned...it's not a search to undertake lightly...
Horrible-Republic-Candidate-Inator
4164774 "You know, Perry the Platypus, the weird thing is this started out as a Turn-Everything-Orange-Inator..."
The Ponyinator, it turns people into colorful Ponies
4164819 Isn't that how the single worst thing that ever happened to this fandom got started?
"Poodle-Summoning-Inator! It summons poodles. Poodles are adorable. What? I'm a mad scientist but I'm not heartless."
4164848 huh??
4164850 The Conversion Bureau.
Oh boy, this kind of thing will be hard. Dr. D makes complicated inventions that invariably fail, but im more results oriented. So ill just create...a weapon!
The Ultra-hyper-Photon-Light-Transmitter-inator!
"...the Diabetus-inator!"
"It was supposed to give people diabetes and heart attacks, but for some reason it just summons cat-sized candy colored ponies that want hugs."
BEHOLD THE DEJAVunator.... Wait have we done this before Perry the Platypus?
Behold! The Meme-inator!
You see, this device makes it so that people can only speak in internet references. It doesn't affect teenagers, however...
Behold Perry the platpus my rainator, with this I'll make the amazing view that Rodney sees from his office... turn into a depressive rainy view.
The Drumpf-inator
"My cut-down-trees-with-Herrings-inator!"
You see, Perry the Platapus, It will replace all the Lumberjack jobs with silly knights who shout Nii at people! and ask them for Shrubberies!
"Behold, Perry the Platypus! My Canonizerinator! You see, with one shot from this machine, the wildest dreams of whoever it hits will become reality! I will blast myself and become ruler of the Tri-State Area! And there is nothing you can-OW! No! My Canonizerinator! Well, there it goes I guess. I wonder what it hit? Wha-huh? Why are there colorful miniature ponies everywhere? Ugh. You get the weirdest people in this town, you know? Quit it! Get. Off! Perry the Platypus, help me! This one won't let go of my pants!"
My Big Banginator.
The Trump-inator!
Any building shot with this will have a giant wall, and anyone inside will have the same hair and political views as Donald Trump.
The OverlyComplicatedSuicide-inator!
Makes every electronic screen, from TVs to flip phones to vr headsets, play an endless loop of Freaky Friday that automatically plays at full volume (even on TVs), can't be shut off, and forces the owner of the electronic device to keep watching until he or she dies.
The Procrastinator!....I swear i'll finish the prototype one of these days.
First-comment-inator!
Kick in the ballsinator. for basically everyone that ticks you off.
"My Diarrheanator!"
4169221 He actually built one of those. It's referenced in an episode as an off-color joke.
4169289 What I get for not watching the show...
4169291 Eh, it's one of those things only hardcore fans are likely to even remember. It was an offhand reference which went, if I remember correctly:
"Oops, better remember to open the roof! A little something we learned from the Diarrhea-inator incident, right, Perry the Platypus?"
The trollinator!