I thought I'd try my hoof at something "Human in Equestria". Have a look for me, guys? Never tried it before and it's always been a shaky genre for me.
So I went to my local comic shop to pick up My Little Pony Friendship is Magic #36 (Siege of the Crystal Empire Part 2) last night. This morning while doing laundry and other house chores, I read it and stumbled across THIS:
Hey Everypony, here's a new story, thought I'd try some horror since it's the Halloween season and such. Sorry I haven't been writing much lately. I was in the hospital for some heart stuff. :( But I'm better now! So I should be writing a bit more now. Have at it!
You walk into an intersection, looking up, you take note of the names of each room connected to it. Magic Weapons Explosives Projectile Weapons Pantry Melee Weapons Forge (Pinkamena Diane Pie edition)
848616 Sorry, I am Norman, I do not care. Normans do not care for the problems of those who are French and those who are from the desert. We just don't. (Explanation in a nutshell... Greeks -> Scandinavians -> Normans )
Until you remember their eugenics program. This isn’t going to be historically accurate is it? Or rather comic book accurate. Maybe they passed the imperfect off for adoption in other cities. Unlikely but we don’t really know what happened. I’m rambling again aren’t I? I’ll shut up now.
You're an idiot. Never let Pinkamena on the battlefield, not only will there be excessive casualties but you'll have to deal with Pinkie's incessant crying afterwards.
*war drum beats**Pony Spartan army walks up to the battle field with enemy on the other side, screaming and shouting* Looks like we're gonna do this the HARD WAY! Yay, more cupcakes! Looks like you get to live tomorrow, Dashie! Huh?
Am I the only one who wants to stand in front of them, leading these girls to war? And shout at the top of my lungs, swinging my sword with all of my strenght?
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... That is almost as epic as the Jecht Shot being possible to do...
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I...You...
Yessssssss
848582
I...that...
That was awesome! 0:
YUSS. THE TIME HAS COME.
It is not madness. sparta.
DEAR GOD NOT PINKAMINA
As someone of Persian heritage I find this image extremely offensive and shall now proceed to cry about it.
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Rally thy forces, FOR THIS IS WAR!
Love it!
Ponies!! Tonight we dine in Tartarus!!
You walk into an intersection, looking up, you take note of the names of each room connected to it.
Magic Weapons
Explosives
Projectile Weapons
Pantry
Melee Weapons
Forge
(Pinkamena Diane Pie edition)
And then Pinkie turns around and says to the other soldiers, "Go home guys. We got this."
pinkie looks deranged and blood thirsty love it
848582 dayum
I think the Changelings are the 'Persians', maybe,..,
I also don't see Spartan Shield at the front, what happened to him?
-Ambassador of the Changelings,
Dopple Ganger
I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. But I felt like commenting.
848582 ... Words they mean nothing to that man because he knows exactly how much of a badass he is..
Awesome.
848582 It's so beautiful, I could just watch this all day long.
*shudder* P-Pinkamena...
The only thing that could make this more awesome is if they had Commader Hurricane's helmet.
848582 Dude...that's just...woah...
Pinkie is without a doubt the best part of this image.
Twilight's expression is a close second, though.
Ehehe this is hysterical! I love it!
Mating with Pinkemenia? Now that takes courage.
HA! IGNORANT SPARTANS! THE PONY ROMAN EMPIRE IS THE STRONGEST! HAIL SPOR!
That is SOOOO boss! That is crazy good!
sparkle needs to be super preggers first...
ort are all the girls now dams of a mighty herd?
848582 OMFG, I cal fee the L33Tness emanating from him!
*insert inappropriate sex joke*
*or object*
...
...
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwe
848616Why? You won the battle of Thermoplyae. Oh wait, the Spartans still kicked yo tails! In the words of Heavy Weapons Guy, "Cry some more!"
848616 Sorry, I am Norman, I do not care. Normans do not care for the problems of those who are French and those who are from the desert. We just don't.
(Explanation in a nutshell... Greeks -> Scandinavians -> Normans )
That looks pretty awesome…
Until you remember their eugenics program. This isn’t going to be historically accurate is it? Or rather comic book accurate. Maybe they passed the imperfect off for adoption in other cities. Unlikely but we don’t really know what happened. I’m rambling again aren’t I? I’ll shut up now.
well...this is going to be fun *brings out my sword and shield*
You're an idiot. Never let Pinkamena on the battlefield, not only will there be excessive casualties but you'll have to deal with Pinkie's incessant crying afterwards.
"PONIES WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!"
"I'm a baker!"
"I buck Apples."
"I uh.. look after animals...."
"I make dresses."
"I awesome."
May the Might of EXTINCTION join the battle as well?
*war drum beats**Pony Spartan army walks up to the battle field with enemy on the other side, screaming and shouting*
Looks like we're gonna do this the HARD WAY!
Yay, more cupcakes! Looks like you get to live tomorrow, Dashie!
Huh?
ELEMENTS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?
AHOO! AHOO! AHOO!
Hey look! Pinkamena has double irises... like... Queen Chrysalis... Oh, buck...
We have been infiltrated!
Am I the only one who wants to stand in front of them, leading these girls to war? And shout at the top of my lungs, swinging my sword with all of my strenght?
849293 I'd rather not be in a war with Pinkamena, even if we are on the same side.
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Tartarus, Its about time
849314 Oh, she's not that bad. You get to see her bringing death to many...
Pinkie...please don't kill me...I'll let up have my Guns N' Roses vinyl record...just don't kill me
I would gladly join your side in battle any day!
COME MY LITTLE PONIES! TONIGHT WE DINE IN TARTARUS!
Pinkamena's face is golden.