No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.
I'm just your typical, 32 year old Michigander brony and Batman-obsessionist.
A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.
Heya! I'm a Dutch guy with a weird sense of humor who sometimes writes stuff.
Now, I definitively think I have too much shit Favorited (Post Bookshelf Patch) Previous Aliases: AwesomeCabbage9000
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into life's gouged out eye sockets.
Currently accepting all awards and donations in the name of milk. Its always been there for me, filling my cereal bowl.
I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
Professional Icelander and fic reader. Do not leave in direct sunlight. Some assembly required. Batteries and motivation to write not included.