Formerly Army strong, now civilian drunk. I'm a 30+ year old retired 19D (for those that don’t know that means I was US Army Cavalry scout) with a unhealthy love of TwiDash.

I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.

Dedicated to clopfics of anykind, and I can only hope you and the rest of my readers, enjoy what I have written, and will write.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

okay now kiss!

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.