This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.
I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.
I used to write nonsensical bullcrap. Now I write nonsensical bullcrap with a story. Kinda...
Lover of Ponies, and Twimac fics and pics. I am a FILLY! Not a BRONY.
As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.
I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".
English Major, Fiction Writer, Purple Unicorn. Will Add More Later.
I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.