Feeling down in the dumps? Feel like you're not good enough for anypony? Didn't work it out with your former lover? Don't fret! Princess Cadance is guaranteed to make things clear and reveal your destined partner! Just drop-by at the Crystal Palace, and she will do the rest to summon your perfect guy/gal. If by all means, she failed her task, you could be entitled to a compensation of 20,000 bits upfront!

Come down to the Crystal Empire and get your perfect partner today!

*Must be over 18 or accompanied by a legal guardian to qualify for a session. Offer not valid for residences of the Kingdom of Griffonstone.

Set in the same universe as, How A Realist Saved The Show, however, it is not a prerequisite for this story. You can enjoy this story without having to read the first one basically.

It was a rather drastic decision for Trede Jackson, for he decided to drop out of high school just in between his sophomore year. Three years after that, he works as a pizza delivery boy at a local pizzeria, which wasn't getting him anywhere at the time. If only he would have a second chance to finish high school and obtain his diploma, then he would be able to live a better life than this.

But his wish seemed to have been heard when a strange envelope outside his door containing said chance. Would he be able to accept its terms?

This story is a sequel to Quick! Distract Chrysalis!

Half a year later and you've been going steady with your loveable changeling queen. Perhaps it is time to finally pop in the golden question of a man's lifetime? Even getting help from Twilight and her quirky bunch of friends to set up the perfect moment to do so. However, ominous forces are preventing you from getting the right moment to show her the ring. What are these forces and how will you overcome them?

Art by KP-ShadowSquirrel

Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio

Expecting to live a rapturous life in Equestria getting loads of cash simply for teaching at a school about friendship, you weren't so satisfied when getting a lousy paycheck once every month! What's worse is that you weren't the only one disappointed at the low wages. Only one mare is responsible for providing these harsh wages; Princess Twilight.

Banding together, you protested inside the school halls to spread out the message to her and her cruelty to the public.

James Alvera, age 18, former Brony, and currently living alone on the second floor of an apartment complex. His life started smoothly when his parents enrolled him in private elementary school; with good grades and lots of friends. Along the road were a few road bumps, but James always climbed back up. Well, all of that changed just as soon as he graduated high school. After the big ceremony and family celebration, he was unfortunate to hear the news from his parents at the dinner table. They would have to leave him for their workplace.

Saddened and dejected, he struggles to find a job and sits all alone in his apartment; remembering he has until summer vacation to find a job for his college fees. But that all changed when a strange letter offering a quick salary arrived at night.

Quick money for one simple task? how hard can it be?

"I would say I was the king of darkness or former king of the crystal empire. But now, I am In a predicament where I have been transformed back to an infant, lost all my powers, and now sit next to the world's first alicorn baby."

"And to make matters worse, I must re-live my life from an infant without the blessing of my powers. Did I ask for this? NO! Do I want to go through with this? Absolutely not! Do I have a choice on the matter? Nope!"

You stumbled apon facing the toughest challenge since coming to Equestria; fighting off three overpowered villains with a bell to take all the magic from the ponies. It is up to you to help stop them from getting more powerful by using yourself as bait. When you have a chance to confront Cozy Glow, you swore on your life that she’ll get what she deserves after backstabbing your trust a year ago... but she has other plans in mind.

An alternate take on Quick! Distract Chrysalis but you are tasked to go after Cozy Glow.

Featured on January 24th-28th, 2020

You stumbled apon facing the toughest challenge since coming to Equestria; fighting off three overpowered villains with a bell to take all the magic from the ponies. It is up to you to help stop them from getting more powerful by using yourself as bait. When Chrysalis encounters you though, a clever idea struck your vision.

To ask her out!

Cover art by mirroredsea

Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio