I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw money at me. Ko-Fi.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I'm a pegasister who just can't get enough pony magic in her life!

OK I'll admit it... I'm a brony. Happy, now? PS: My avatar came from Flying-Fox on DeviantArt.

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I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.