Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.
I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.
Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz
A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.
Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.