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Commissions currently OPEN

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Ph.D. in procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

Just a fan who likes to share his ideas through stories that people seem to like.

I'm a guy named Dumb who occasionally gets his derriere in gear and writes HiE epics involving space, Gods, and other silly nonsense. Also edits/reviews stories, for those who are looking for that.