I bid you welcome traveler let this ancient storyteller do what he does best. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcsS60n04i48UCZJ0lYPGsQ

I like reading and writing sinister and macabre stories because I find them deeply cathartic. If you do, as well, then you're in the right place.

I'm trying my hand at writing upbeat stories about adorable ponies.

Hitchin' a ride

space is a waste

I'm late to the party. Hope you saved some cupcakes.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I'm Canadian!

No minute is Best Minute

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.