I can't really write (but if I had time and actually tried, I might be able to). I'm just here to read and review.
Writer, actor, programmer, and a few dozen other things...
Oh no, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!! ARGLUBAH THEY'RE IN MY EYES!! MYY EYEEEES!!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGURGLERRRR ...in other words, I write stories.
I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.
All you need to know about me is that I read way too much fan fiction. Also, this site needs more Derpy x Crackle.
A Hobo who enjoys fine pony prose with his moonshine and shotgun.