Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

If I ever write things with Zecora I WILL make her rhyme even if it kills me.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.