Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Writing about magic, romance and the bonds of friendship!

I write terrible stories. Don't read them. Even that one you think you'd like. You won't.

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I have no idea what i'm doing.

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.