Goatmeal (previously "warlord487") is an editor, and is open to help YOU with your stories! (See user page for details.) TwiDash is his OTP. He is me.

Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

Student

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

Just a girl who likes reading.

I do what I can.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

I don't know if I'm going to be contributing yet; I mostly set up this account so I could comment and fave. I'm a willing proof reader. I ship Twilestia and Apple Dash, mainly.

this is a bio of me :)

I have forsaken the company of women, I now dedicate myself to alcohol.

I'm a brony who was hooked by Pinkie. Now I find her the craziest...thing, to ever walk, bounce, or fly in Equestria. I like Twilight the best.

Pleasure that we will share

I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online

I enjoy to visual appearance of Pyrite.

An athlete, music maker/lover, love reading and writing.

Avid tea drinker.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Fate fell short

lemme tell you a story

Gonna be real with you chief. Vanilla is better than chocolate and you cannot tell me otherwise.

My main ships are PinkieDash, PinkieShy, RariTwi, AppleDash, and FlutterDash. I'll post many things, ships, fluff, adventure, and maybe...some clops. If I feel up to it. Love you all! <3

I do stuff.

I am a fan of fanfiction