• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

Hello! I don't know why you're here, but enjoy your stay none-the-less! I'm just a guy who likes ponies just a bit too much, so I read stories about them! Kaidan-senpai <3

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I will follow you all

A short stack of fruit and a cup of joe. I got a story or two.