Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Moose lips sink ships!

I type stories using my hands