Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
I am convinced this entire website is the conglomerate of every known tumor in medical history.
And this is the part where you start groveling. I prefer screams of suffering MANE-ly!
My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.
I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.
Writing stories, drinking excessive amounts of coffee, traveling in the TARDIS, drawing for tumblr and a whole heap of other crap.
Gender: Brony Age: 16 About: Just discovered MLP:FiM 2 months ago and still going strong. /) Country: Not Equestria
Hello and welcome. I aim to please and I won't bite your fingers off.