Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

time is a crime