Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

Welcome back to the cum zone

Welcome to the cum zone

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Too much to write; too little time

who me

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.