Ain't no party like a Communist party!

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

its all about the bo~ops! its all about the boops!

"I like big plots and I can't lie" -Some Fag On 4Chan

Doesn't log in daily. Mostly lurks.

I am generally a walrus.

The Surprise is in the Pickle.

I'm just a man trying to find and read the best fimfiction has to offer.

Retired military, retired gunsmith, tired cynic.

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

Former Military Police now working private security. Likes colorful ponies and making up interestins stories for them.

Malaysian. That's all I got.

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

Meep

Fighting for freedom, wherever there's trouble, GI Joe is there! GI Joooo.... okay, where did the tie-dyed horses come from?!

I give the best hugs

Mainly an editor. Currently working for Rakni.

New password requirement: "Your password must contain at least 8 characters, a capital, a plot, a protagonist with good character development, a twist & a happy ending. "

Leave a message at the beep.

well..i exist... not REALLY a brony as such, but a fan of those who do the reviews as well as GOOD fics... dont expect any stories from me though

I am an avid reader and one day, one day I'll have the gall to post a story here.

- No Bio Possible -

Supporter of authors and a fan of transformation stories with a focus on culture shock and acclimation.

Salutations! "nothing is certain, doubt everything except your head and your heart." - Steadfast Hoof spike is best dragon