RP writer and Spacebattles

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Moved on.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I got nothin'...

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I'm a part time writer and an avid gamer. I enjoy writing fanfics.