I'll think of something to say here someday.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

RP writer and Spacebattles

Note here, not much to say other than I love to write. My dyslexia is a huge obstacle when it comes to that, but I still enjoy sharing my stories, especially about King Sombra, my favorite villain!

okay now kiss!

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I wouldn't consider myself "insane" but I do like mlp, computer engineering, quantum physics, writing and art. So I try to do things which combine ALL those things. That's sane... right?

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

A downright delightful fellow.

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

Hey guys. I'm Soft Story, but please call me Soft. I like to write things and sometimes they get published! I also do a Tumblr thing.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Too much to write; too little time

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A fellow traveler...

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Just some random guy. [Retired]