Howdy, I’m Burt.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Connection Status: Disconnected

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Commissions currently OPEN

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

RP writer and Spacebattles

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

What the hell is a pony?

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

O.F.P.

Are you a Rebel?

We are already dead.

I have been known to put a jabroni or two through a table.

Amateur, hobby writer. Typically don't publish, with a few exceptions.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin