A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
Discordian, dyslexic, and creative. You have been warned. Personal Element: Orange
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.