;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Don't be a soft goat

It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

Possibly sane?

I'm not a brony okay? So don't expect to see anything on my account! Okay I'll admit I've seen some vids on Youtube that were made by bronies & I liked them but, that doesn't mean I'm a brony okay?

Cons may come and cons may go, Some went fast and some still grow, Few things last that's all I know, But friendship, carries on through the ages!

Cthulhu, Discord, Sheogorath, Sithis. Welcome to the Madhouse. We have stories here. I never said they were good, but they are stories. I got displaced and things when I think of an idea I write it.

(insert bio here)

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

Well, this a fan of MLP who has just started to watch the show. And I like what I see!

Hey there everyone! I'm just your simple brony trying to make something of their time here at FiMfiction.

"May You Read Interesting Pony Stories" - Ancient Neighponese Saying/Curse

Graveyard stuffers...

Deep into that dorkness peering...

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

My God, it's full of ponies!

(White Starr)A pony with a random team of ex-villains, six humanlike heroes from another world, and a Martian. Yup, all misfits.

I'm a gamer above anything else but I do enjoy reading and writing quite a bit. I'm just a writer for fun.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.