pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

I did things, once.

"You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"

People like grapes. I am a people, so therefore I like grapes. Also cats.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.