"Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going."
Agent David Rossi
(Criminal Minds: The Slave of Duty (#5.10) (2009))

I've been watching a lot of Criminal Minds lately. It's been one of my favorite shows for a few years now. One of my favorite things about it is the opening and closing quotes they have for almost every episode.

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twow: Rachel. Hey Rachel. Raachel. RachelRachelRachel. Guess what?
Me: What twow.
twow: YOU'RE GINGER.

twow 90% fo the time: I HAVE TWO POINTS.

twow while laughing maniaclly: Fallen. Fallen I have to tell you somehthing.
Prime: What.
twow: *whispering* you're not ginger...

twow: Rachel, I have so many others I wanna play and they all revolve around Futaloo.
Me: Twow, I wouldn't have it any other way.

Prime: Your new name is Blacky-McBlack Black. Alex has willed it so.

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Oh, by the way, "Alex" is Prime's brother.

Last Week's that I was too tired to post:

Prime: why would you stand up?
Me: Because I like the use of my legs
Prime: Legs are overrated
Me: You're overrated.

Alex: Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

Me: LIsten twow. If you want to get involved wiht Futaloo, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of STD's.

Alex: Have you ever killed yourself?
Prime: Twenty times.
Alex: Do it harder.

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twow: I literally don't know which one to pick

twow: (talking, lots of background noise)
Me: Twow, I don't know what you actually said, but all I heard was "I have herpes"

twow: All hail Futaloo.
Me: PRAISE THE BOP-IT
twow: A Bob-it with Futaloo on it.
twow: ...
twow: Want.
Me: THE PULL IT PIECE IS SHAPED LIKE A HORSE COCK.
Me: TWOW WHAT HAVE WE DONE.

Me: Someone needs to play a card *COUGHTWOWCOUGH*
twow: Shut up I'm black.

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I never thought I'd be comfortable with Futaloo, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.
(TWOW LOSES HIS SHIT)

You haven't truly lived until you've experienced Futaloo and Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy at the same time.
Prime: At this point, is she really virgin?

Twow: Hey Rachel...
Is it weird that I want to rub my face on Futaloo?
Me: Yes twow.

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I never felt more accomplished than when I realized I could fit "Futaloo" up my ass

Me: What's harem? Nevermind I'll just Google it.

Prime: Twow, don't break the site. And I don't mean just FimFiction. Don't break the internet.

Twow: They are telling me to look up blue waffles.

Me: Ummm, what? Why is Fluttershy a burrito?

Me: Pixaleted Bukkake
Twow: Is that your fettish Rachel?
Me: (swallowing powerade) Gaughah, ah-- No.

Twow: No one's too rich and busy for Futaloo

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WE'RE AT IT AGAIN FOLKS. TWOW POSTED ANOTHER NSFW BLOG AND I COLLECTED QUOTES AND A ROUND OF CARDS.

Me: Erik, I literally cannot understand a word your saying because of everything going on in the back of twow.
Twow: I'm sorry, black people.

Me: I've been too busy grinding my pokemon for levels.

Chris: A Tit-eken if you will?

Erik: Jesus, I'm coming, keep your pants on
(everyone loses their shit)

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TWOW WAS SUPPOSED TO PUT THIS GIF IN HIS BLAG BUT HE DIDN'T.

GODDAMNIT TWOW.

So we played more CAH tonight. Weren't able to do it for too long because of problems with the servers. But...

Chris: OH GOD.
Prime: What?
Chris: I wasted the Jews.

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Things I've Learned Tonight:
Twow wants a Hello Kitty vagina vejazzler
futaloo.tumblr.com is a thing that exists
TWOW WILL NOT STOP LINKING PORN IN THE CHAT.
There's a lot of black people at twow's school
WE BROKE LEAH. AGAIN.
I whisper dirty things (like cumfaggots and blowjobs) into my microphone when I get tired.

Me: I found a train. Wait, that's an armored vehicle not a train.

Erik: I googled 'S' and it broke everything.

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I feel clear headed enough to make an announcement I've been thinking about for a while now.

FP Riffs Comics will no longer be updating. I'm going to be focusing on other, more personal, projects in my art related endeavors for now. These endeavors can be viewed on my blog. (link to my blog can be found next to my profile picture)

And a small update on me I suppose:

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